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“you are still younga and vely fat, too much fat”

Joined March 2013
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Beereeen drunk 💔
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Every blue-collar guy I've known who is built like this has been married for 20+ years to a similar-looking woman whose cooking made them both that way lmao
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Every blue-collar guy I've known who is built like this has been married for 20+ years to a similar-looking woman whose cooking made them both that way lmao
Men, we don’t like this
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Out of wedlock MFs greeting me
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And why do this northern hommies like speaking fake Zulu dawg?
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Everyday I have to humble a northern omuwambo Tate. These bros are utter dickheads and they think they can get away with it coz they are older. I’ll tell you kak Tate, respect is a 2 way street. Little old fuckheads man.
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Exhausted!!!!!!
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Nobody and I mean NOBODY makes music like this anymore. 😞
‘Sweet Fire’, AKA sampled and interpolated ‘Fire, Passion, and Ecstasy’ by Stimela. He explains how he wanted it to feel like Kanye West’s ‘Good Life’.
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Ano is the grass by the road tastier??? These fucking northern animals man
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Ms. Rachel invites a 3-year-old Black boy to her show and calls on sports teams and soccer stars to step up, celebrate his talent, and help him after a viral video shows him being kicked out of a soccer game by police for being too good ❤️👏
Parents called the cops on a 3-year-old for being too good at soccer compared to other kids and wanted to have him kicked out of the league 😳⚽
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Your father may be the only man who wants you to do better than him.
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Guy funny as hell 😂😂
Rick Ross be saying the funniest things with a straight face. 😭😭😭
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How you do things.
Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy. “Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.” “If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.” “That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.” “It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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Thinking someone is smart just because they speak English fluently.
What screams Low IQ?
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Not being married to a hun and following her to family events is crazy to me.
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🇧🇷 Lula defeated Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump, and Benjamin Netanyahu.
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Megs, you also know violence 😂
Replying to @nick2836 @DeenickJ
Keep quiet, nobody asked you to air your opinion
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Essus 😭😂
Misogyny at its finest. 💀😭
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Bow Wow is important to rap history and we should never forget that.
🚨 DRAKE SHOWS LOVE TO BOW WOW FOR INSPIRING HIM AS A YOUNG ARTIST! 👀 Drake gives Bow Wow his flowers for pulling up and performing at his Birthday show, while also acknowledging the impact Bow Wow had on him growing up. Drake explained how he learned from watching Bow Wow’s rise to stardom, especially during his run on 106 & Park, and how seeing him elevate the game taught him valuable lessons about what it takes to become a star. 🗣️ Drake gives Bow Wow his respect for paving the way and inspiring him when he was younger! 🙏🏾
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I think the SA Police know who the mastermind behind the AKA killings is… they are just waiting…
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