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I like golf.

Joined May 2009
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$COST just announced it will pay my membership for the next decade 🤑 $30/share special dividend💪
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So you're telling me that just for holding $COST by November 24th, you get paid $30 PER SHARE on December 4th? That means if you hold 100 shares, you'd get paid $3,000... While many are getting crushed in the AI trade, $COST investors are about to get PAID.
COSTCO $COST DECLARES A $30 PER SHARE SPECIAL DIVIDEND, ITS LARGEST EVER & DOUBLE ITS LAST ONE OF $15 IN DECEMBER 2023.
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Nantucket boys @stoolpresidente
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Wait for the saxophone
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Literally.
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I’m getting back into gaming with GTA fuck it. Time to play a real game
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Just trying to make sure everyone on each team was wearing the right colors youtube.com/watch?v=5qonMEtb…
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Me explaining to my wife that I only had one beer at lunch with the guys. (lunch lasted 4.5hrs)
Absolutely fried to the fucking GILLS lmao
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Caleb Pressley did the PERFECT setup for a joke, and Bob Does Sports walked right into it without realizing 😭😭 “Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where did you go” “I flunked out of college and moved to Florida” “Where” “Jupiter” 🤣🤣
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Angel Reese tries to take a selfie with Shaq and he hits her with the “too small” celly and walks away. 10/10 no notes.
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The most infamous words at the @Internetinvite "How's the Duke doing?" youtube.com/watch?v=PUifcuSF…
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Sad to see the Bob Does crew putting their guy out there for slaughter at the @Internetinvite youtube.com/watch?v=PUifcuSF…
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PRE GAMING THE GYM 🍺 😶‍🌫️
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The Salim vs. Kyle match got HEATED
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If you don’t laugh watching old Riggsy storming after this shot he hit directly into a bunker like he’s Tiger walking down 18 I got nothing for you
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The Duke providing pure content. This had me crying laughing this morning. @stoolpresidente sure knows how to pick em @Internetinvite @bobdoessports @barstoolsports
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Avoiding this place like the plague till I finish episode 4 #internetinvitational
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Mind if we get emotional on a Wednesday? #WonOurWay
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