I'm high wide & handsome. Love the Browns, Beatles, and Todd Snider - Tree hugging , peace loving, pot smoking, lazy ass hippie, protestor of corporate greed.

Tampa, FL
Joined June 2018
If you vote early you shouldn’t have to be subjected to campaign ads anymore.
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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮ retweeted
This⬇️ is what I mean when I say, voting isn’t a Valentine. you don’t have to love the candidate but vote for one who gets you closest to your destination. We begged voters to follow this advice again in ‘24, but many decided to be uncommitted or abandoningHarris. It’s😖I’m done.
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I’m the Man on the Flaming Pie 🥥🐝☮ retweeted
Replying to @ChipOffers
Truer words...and exercise your right to vote! I wish it was a public holiday, and you got fined if you didn't vote!
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Go vote and remember this when you do.
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I want to know how much Vivek Ramaswamy paid Amy Acton’s mother. #AmyActon #Ramaswamy
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The first rule of Might Club is maybe?
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Mario Bros. Plumbing ★☆☆☆☆ (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
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In my lifetime we’ve went from Camelot to Scamalot
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Somebody told me I need adult supervision. I was like "I Know!" It would be awesome to be able to see through walls and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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I need help everyone, I forgot the recipe...how much tequila goes into pancakes again?? Thanks in advance!!!
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Just saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought to myself "that's a fair trade."
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It use to be let them eat cake. Now it’s let them eat at Mar-a-Lago where for five thousand dollars you get one hamburger and a small dessert.
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It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
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This Tweet is 100% vegan, gluten-free, no artificial colors or flavorings, unprocessed, sugar-free - and that's why it isn't very good.
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Katie Zacharia is a Liar not a Lawyer
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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
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So Ukraine bombs Pro-GOP Russian bot farms. Then in response DonOld cutoff intelligence & Elon cutoff Starlink. Curiouser and curiouser.
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