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Nickleback's #1 fan. I'm the devil and I'm here to stop The Chosen, a tv show about Jesus that is NOT good (don't watch it) #thechosenisnotgood

Joined March 2022
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Only watch The Chosen if you want to waste time
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Dallas is doing pull ups on set. I may not like the show, but I respect the gains 💯
Enjoy this behind-the-scenes look at Season 3 today—and full scenes in just 3 WEEKS when Episodes One and Two hit theaters. Tickets available at thechosentickets.com.
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The Chosen looks like it's filmed on an android…
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Many complaints. I’ll send a pdf with all of them later.
Questions? Complaints? Excitement? Livestream addresses all. Plus new S3 footage!
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The Chosen can't get any worse! (I just watched the next episode and I was wrong, It did get worse)
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Oh your alarm didn't go off…oops😈
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Im not gonna tip my server tonight, they make enough
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I'm impressed that some people can sit through a whole episode of The Chosen
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I will purposely miss it!
Almost there! We don't want you to miss our Season 3 official trailer TOMORROW at noon ET on YouTube.
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Don’t release it, don’t waste your time.
Our official Season 3 trailer launches Monday. To be sure you're caught up, let's take a look back at our very first trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=K1-FoFj8…
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Sorry my calendar's booked up, Im super busy right now. Planning something big 😈
Some cool events you don't want to miss. Mark your calendar now and remind your friends about all that is happening this month.
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I spilled my coffee at the cafe and didn't clean it up OR tell the workers.
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I'm the person who tangles your headphones.
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I'm the reason babies cry on airplanes...
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Oh your flight was delayed...sorry not sorry 😈
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I never use my turn signal, I choose to wing it whenever I switch lanes.
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To do list today: 1. Evil 2. Get milk
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I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom.
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If you invite me to the movies... I will talk during all of it.
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The Chosen is like a slow internet connection…annoying to everyone.
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