Chris 👋 Bravo/Real Housewives, etc etc 🤗

Joined January 2012
just delivered wendy’s to this old lady and she was standing outside clapping saying ‘yayy my frosty my frosty 😸’
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Everything’s perfect. Nothing is wrong <3
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We used to get our periods at the same time ❤️
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Potomac has always been underrated this is their time to prosper and shine
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That Lisa Barlow meal is too good
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The world being scary enough I’m skipping Halloween this year
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What the FUCK?
I can’t believe I’m saying this but after 16 years, it’s finally here. The official music video for “Backstabber” drops TOMORROW at 1pm EST 🔪 Click below to join me for the premiere. Text me for some special treats ✨ youtu.be/d02bibFGMp0
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I love Chanel Ayan she’s like the avatar of housewives
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I loveeee CT and Phaedra I hope it’s for real 🤞🏻 #RHOA
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Timeline is looking weirdly scary today
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Did absolutely nothing today
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‘I’m sorry Peter I didn’t mean you were a bitch I meant you’re acting like a bitch’ 😭 #RHOA
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I’m can be so sweaty I get miss Kenya she was fighting for her life honey
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she thinks we’re all convinced that she’s not insecure omg
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THEYRE TAKING ITTTTTTTT I JUST KNOW
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me with golden life and rhony on tuesday nights
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Flag on the play! Looks like we’re headed into overtime! 🚩🏈👀 #CollegeGameDay #GOUTES
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Heather Gay needs to be fired by all means necessary #rhoslc
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The way Ashley’s date switched mid-scene? 😭😂😂
#RHOP Sneak Peek: Robyn VS Ashley! 👀🔥
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Her slipping in an out of accents here is so fucking funny oh my god
This is still one of my favorite Housewives scenes ever 😭 #RHOSLC - Meredith’s accent coming out - Monica being offended - Heather being tickled + drunk - Meredith requesting non-existent security - Lisa trying to be the mediator - Whitney + Mary being confused - Angie 😭
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Them: Keep Heather Gay on rhoslc forever or destroy the world Me:
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