Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.

Houston, TX
Joined June 2011
Won’t be posting as much on here due to the [gestures at everything]. Find me on the Good Site.
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Unfortunate, but necessary information
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Trump tells Time he's not sure he can get the price of groceries down: "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."
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chriscjackson on Bluesky retweeted
No.
CLYBURN URGES BIDEN TO PARDON TRUMP — INTERVIEW
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HIRING MANAGER: It says here under “qualifications” that you’re a recovering alcoholic? PETE HEGSETH: I want to be clear, that’s only if I get the job.
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Intensely watching gay porn to prove I’m not gay.
Nick Fuentes watched Destiny's gay porn to make sure it wasnt him
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Four more years of this shit. Jesus Christ.
“Trump suggested to Trudeau that Canada become the 51st state, which caused the prime minister and others to laugh nervously, sources told Fox News. But he continued, telling Trudeau that prime minister is a better title, though he could still be governor” foxnews.com/politics/trump-s…
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chriscjackson on Bluesky retweeted
Shut the fuck up.
Replying to @NateSilver538
Don't vote for any Democrat in 2028 who doesn't repudiate the pardon within 48 hours.
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If you are doing the whole drinking Thanksgiving Eve thing, walk or call an uber. Dont be a dumb fuck
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An “interview” with Chris Hansen I’d bet.
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Rep. @AOC on Rep. Mace's transgender bathroom measure: "They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
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Democrats logging off for the weekend:
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I guarantee the Epstein logs won’t be included in his search for truth.
Donald Trump is reportedly planning to form a "truth and reconciliation commission" as part of an effort to fight the "deep state."
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ive seen so many of these on various trump “policy positions” and its just such a gigantic and depressing failure by the media
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Guy who’s had secret conversations with Putin for a year is now directly contributing to Ukraine policy. I am sure it will be fine.
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Setting my alarm to 30 minutes earlier each day so I get back into the habit of scrolling The Horrors™️ before getting out of bed.
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damn that’s crazy that the only elections with voter fraud are the ones he loses
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Donald Trump withdraws claims about mass voter fraud in Pennsylvania. “Everything looked fine to me.”
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I’ve long had a theory that the first female President will be a Republican. The only way half the country will vote for a woman is if a considerable portion of them thinks doing so also owns the libs.
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Christ we have to pay attention to M*ggie H*berman for another four fucking years.
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chriscjackson on Bluesky retweeted
It's already happening lmao
6 months from now this site is gonna be full of posts about how amazing egg, bacon, and gas prices are that are exactly the same price as they are now
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