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Every day, I open this website and think, “ok so we’re just gonna do this forever, huh?”
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I’m truly jealous of Stan culture. Can’t imagine loving anything so deeply and unconditionally, without reservations, exceptions or caveats. Seems nice.
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Wow what a shitshow 🍿
Facebook employees can’t enter the headquarters because their badges don’t work, and those already inside can’t enter various rooms because access is linked through the IoT (Internet of Things) and so goes through the same DNS routes that no longer exist:
#FacebookDown
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Recently, at my grandma's house, I unearthed the first story I ever wrote (age 6?). Holds up pretty well, especially the surprise twist ending!
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In high school you could get pretty far with minimal effort if you just “made a video”. Didn’t even have to be good. No matter what it was, teachers would be TRULY DAZZLED. “SO CREATIVE!” they’d exclaim.
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Just had an idea that someone should take all these bloated 10-part docuseries and condense them into something shorter and more manageable, but then I realized I just invented “the news”
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Wanted to share a few engagement tricks I've stumbled on while remote teaching (college), particularly for project critique/discussion. Please share your own!
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Join me and @HeK_Basel for an arts and crafts face filter workshop and discussion! Saturday! All skill levels, kids and adults!
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Assignment #3: Time Bot 🤖📝
Create a twitter bot that addresses monotony, routine, or the passage of time, due in one week.
thread! 🧵👇
It feels like the days are blending together. Time dilation is real. Months can pass in an instant, but somehow the individual days drag on forever.
teapaw.org/year_progress/status/1…
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What percentage of the GDP is generated by people with ADHD who forgot to cancel the free trial? Where’s OUR bailout?
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An artist must always maintain integrity and stand strong in their convictions, even in the face of intense pressure.
That’s why, as an artist, I REFUSE to create whatever an “Instagram Reel” is...
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The only thing I know for sure is that a can of beans should be the size of a can of tuna. Soup size is TOO MANY BEANS.
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This Saturday I’m doing another round of my Zoom face filter workshop, and this time it’s for grownups (since we’ve all regressed a little in 2020). Still spots left! Sign up here: latitudechicago.org/classes-…
OPEN THIS IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE. A spare backup template for the kids Halloween face filter zoom workshop. (THIS SATURDAY! Spots still available! More info/signup here: latitudechicago.org/classes-…)
ALT Open this if you make a mistake.
ALT Hey! You messed up! Good Job!
ALT When you mess up, that means you took a risk and tried something new. Mistakes are good, because they tell you what *not* to do. The quickest way to get better is to mess up A LOT. Open this page to try again. But remember, you are never "starting over", because each time you try, you bring with you all the other times you've tried.
I'm doing a Halloween zoom workshop for kids where we all make AR face filters. A virtual costume party. It's gonna be fun: latitudechicago.org/classes-…
Gen Z is very good at that thing where you rapidly zoom the camera in and out for emphasis while you talk
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