@ChrisForrestSA

Comedian, Improvisor, Cooking demo’s, Team building, motivation etc for bookings: [email protected]

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DIPRENTE
@DIPRENTESep 30
Just remember South Ah, when you're in a sticky situation say the magic words… 'Faka ya Cooldrink' With Kagiso Lediga, Loyiso Madinga, Khanytisa Bunu, Muzi Dlamini, Chris Forrest, Loyiso Gola, watch ROSA on Netflix #Diprente #rosanetflix
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Chris Forrest retweeted
DIPRENTE
@DIPRENTEOct 8
High school reunions don’t always go to plan, especially if you're Elon… watch ROSA on Netflix #rosanetflix with @chrisforrestsa @christophersteenkampstudio @kateliquorish @davelevinsohn @meltsieb @itsclaudineullman
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Chris Forrest retweeted
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@SkyeZedASep 15
Credit where credit is due. The ANC’s new election ad is actually brilliant.
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Remember when #DonaldTrump was hating on Spain? Guess he’s giving them a #WorldCup 🤣🤣🤣
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I think I like a “half time show” about as much as I like hydration breaks…. I fucking hate hydration breaks. #EspañaVsArgentina
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WTAF is going on with Robbie Williams & Tom Cruise’s hair?? #FifaWorldCup #WorldCup2026
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🎶They’re going home, they’re going home. England’s going home 🎶
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At what point do we stop calling them “Hydration breaks” and start calling them “FIFA revenue generation minutes”?? #worldcup #FIFACWC #FIfaWorldcup2026
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Devastated. That said we did so well to get through to the knockout stages, and the joy of beating South Korea to get through was amazing. Thanks for the memories. #Bafanabafana #BafanaPride #Fifaworldcup2026
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And in other news, beef has just about doubled in price….
John Steenhuisen MP
@jsteenhuisenJun 25
I approved new national Foot-and-Mouth Disease control measures that will provide farmers, veterinarians and veterinary authorities with a clear, practical and science-based framework for managing outbreaks while minimising unnecessary economic losses. The measures, which will take effect upon publication in the Government Gazette, consolidate and replace previous directives issued under Section 9 of the Animal Diseases Act, including the 2019 FMD Contingency Plan, subsequent amendments and related protocols. For the first time, South Africa will have a single, integrated set of national control measures that clearly outline how outbreaks must be managed from detection through to recovery.
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I love this! I tried to get a similar vibe in Randburg, but it was a bit more subdued - just me and and my dog (who was enthusiastic but confused) #Bafanabafana  #BafanaPride
🦋usinazo🦋@UsinazoKhumaloJun 25
South Africa? What a country mann❤️🇿🇦🤞🏽 #FWC26 #BafanaPride #BafanaBafana
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Good morning South Africa 😎
FIFA World Cup
@FIFAWorldCupJun 25
🇿🇦 South Africa have qualified for the Round of 32! #FIFAWorldCup

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Hugo Broos is a genius, he could even come up with a strategy to save Jo’burg #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride #WorldCup
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We did it!!! We frikken did it!! #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride Bafana Bafana you beautiful bastards!
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GETIN!!!!!!!! You fucking beauty!!!!
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Just believe….
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I don’t care what people say, I’m backing our boys tonight, they did great to get there. Win, lose or draw, I’m still a supporter. Let’s go!!!!!! #BafanaBafana #BafanaPride
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Unnecessary things at the #FifaWorldCup : 1. Hydration Breaks 2. Mamma Joy
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According to the commentator his name is Mock-U-Wayner
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoJun 18
🇨🇿🇿🇦 South Africa get their first World Cup goal in 16 years against Czech Republic! 🌎 Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Much better from #bafanabfana - now for Korea WE GO AGAIN!
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Ps Haters can get fucked.
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