ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis) header
ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis) profile picture

Critically unfunny / priv: @chrisinaslay

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2015
Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)Photo by ChrisInACrisis (@ChrisInACrisis)
^_−☆
2
4
87
1,321
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
NB Teresa Army rise upppp
3
50
1
627
6,130
Annie AGurl is the best thing to happen to dragula. This season is soooo good
10
275
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
:3
201
3,923
236
53,865
2,245,037
I have a tattoo scheduled every Tuesday these next 4 weeks
3
136
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
schnoodling
5
330
1
4,538
22,232
Guests when you tell them there’s a wait at 7pm on a Saturday
16
280
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
the chicago marathon runners wearing their medals on the train
19
384
30
8,340
113,316
People get promoted to manager and instantly private their instagram. Like literally no one gives a fuck 😭
16
318
"4 likes no es mucho" Imagínate 4 penes llenado tu cara de semen
252
4,128
315
37,143
518,357
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
wards after being placed
10
309
5
4,779
71,961
Boyfie day @BleauxBabe 💕
Today is National Boyfriend Day.
1
1
66
758
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
‘Describe what an obtuse angle looks like with just your eyes’ Me:
15
947
75
9,480
313,775
Vegetable endings are happening
20
441
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
there’s weed, video games, and amc too
gay boys please understand its more to life than dick and men
38
959
18
9,637
186,704
Me n my 9 games :3
5
1
99
1,189
TwunkJesus outsold TonedStoner
14
423
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
Happy 49th birthday to the talented Fiona Apple.
255
6,257
1,340
39,786
1,378,222
A dance that never ends #loz
604
69,481
1,396
327,607
10,635,279
Fear, Sex
This quoted post is unavailable.
5
39
348
8,643
ChrisInACrisis retweeted
Wow. This Rebecca Black thing is incredible... Friday,friday gotta get down on friday... Fun fun fun fun... Which seat shall I take? Ahhh!?!
18
1,295
77
5,440