Badger Fan, Tavern Philosopher, Corn Dog Aficionado. No rage-bait, no forced edginess, just the smartest dumb humor on Badgers X 🦡🍻

Joined January 2023
Sorry. I couldn't hear you... I was drinking.
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More than a century of cardinal red & white. But @culvers doesn't give a shit. #BoycottCulvers 🖕🏻
A tradition stitched in cardinal red and white 🔴⚪ @BadgerMHockey is known throughout @NCAAIceHockey for its iconic uniforms. From the classic 1920s red wool jerseys to today’s modern @UnderArmour threads, we took a look back at the designs that have helped define Wisconsin hockey 👀
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It never even crossed my mind to cut the mask out of the box. 🤯 Thank you, @PabstBlueRibbon. Your wisdom and benevolence know no bounds. 🍻
apparently this needed a tutorial
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Given the strong possibility, some would say probability, of a total #Brewers collapse and a reverse sweep in this World Series, it is easy fall into an apocalyptic mindset. Before you punch walls, smash your TV and jump, head first, off the roof, take stock in what truly matters
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Smart money's on Noodle. 🦡🏒
Want to know who got it right? Get there early (by 6:40) Friday to see the Dachshund Dash before the game! 🐾
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When Florida hears that #Brewers fans drank St. Pete out of beer, they think it is a swarm of college aged fans getting hammered all day, being drunk & obnoxious. In reality, THESE are the people drinking your city dry. Regular folks who know how to have fun. #OnWisconsin 🍻
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This one may be too mean. #OnWisconsin 🦡 #AxeWeek365 🪓
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Chris(not)Chelios retweeted
Replying to @JTweaterman
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As upset as any of us are with Shane Drohan right now, imagine how Cooper Pratt must feel. He has to look at him, across the locker room, knowing that he was THIS close 🤏🏻 to being an eternal Milwaukee legend, and Shane f*cked it all up.
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Up 3 to 1 is still a pretty good spot to be in. Tampa didn't get there by being dog crap. Bobby Jr. is disappointed, but mostly in himself. He forgot if the girl tonight was named Kia, like the car, or Kya, like papaya, 2 minutes after she told him. She's Hey...You from now on
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A rookie gave us the lead. A rookie is gonna have to hold that lead.
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If somebody can get Cooper Pratt to switch from Fanta to Sun Drop, he could run for Governor.
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Chris(not)Chelios retweeted
Just scared the shit out of the dog
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
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Cooper Pratt WS MVP?
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#BADGERS WIN! 🦡🏀‼️ Here you go, fellow box score nerds. Exhibition stats!
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Our #Brewers aren't as big of a draw on the Treasure Coast. Oh, well. I'm here.
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Bobby Jr. and Jake Meowers Halloween 🧵
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