@ChrisRetford

2x Dad, 1x Engineer, Ex-Google.

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Joined March 2012
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Out for a walk and saw this load of #Tesla fuel being delivered to the good people of Denver. Thanks @elonmusk. Feeling #blessed 🤗
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My 9yo son has AI psychosis. He knows all the major apps/models. But he also has a cinematic universe of his own imaginary companies and models. Today they were defeating a virus. "Dad, do you want to know what the virus was? It was Node.js, again."
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New Philidelphia Eagles logo goes over the top
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 22
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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This but for all topics
Carl
@HistoryBoomerOct 8
Replying to @thewreathwright
Not sure what you’re trying to argue, but you’re literally on Twitter. You have chosen to waste your time.
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This is wild. Did people think that the earnings would be good? Or that Mumbles McGee wasn't going to stammer through another earnings call?
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Hey @jeep thanks for this. Really didn't have anywhere else to be when I was trying to leave the grocery store parking lot.
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This is a huge bargain, why would you not do this? I only have two cars 9news.com/article/news/local…

Denver Parking charges $5 for 3,000 spots

The rate is only applied to certain lots during weekday evenings and for 12 hours on Saturdays and Sundays.

9news.com
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Really weird place for a dinosaur to die bbc.com/news/articles/cdep67…

Antarctica's first ever dinosaur bone discovered in a drawer

The fossil, collected in Antarctica in 1985, is part of the tail of a beast called a Titanosaur.

bbc.com
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No one knew why it went up, either.
The ₿itcoin Therapist
@TheBTCTherapistFeb 3
Bitcoin actually tagged $73,000 today, which is borderline insane. What’s remarkable is no one actually knows what’s happening and why price is going down. It’s all predicated on some BS glitch narrative from 3 months ago and the 4 year cycle which means absolutely nothing.
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Fred Lambert
@FredLambertJan 30
Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
Fred Lambert
@FredLambertJan 30
Hilarious, it's actually Epstein who canceled on Musk's island visit. Musk claimed he "refused" the invite, but he was clearly trying to go. That was for New Year's Eve 2013. Musk is also on the calendar in for the New Year a year later.
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Someone told my kindergartner that Trump made treats illegal. I assume they were talking about the food stamps sugar thing. Anyway, he has very strong views on who should be president now!
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Hey @Marriott your website has not allowed bookings or logins for at least a day. Might want to page someone, it's costing you $$$
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I feel like if you throw your back out studying for the bar you are doing it wrong
TMZ
@TMZ18 Dec 2025
Kim Kardashian says she threw her back out while studying for the bar exam. tmz.me/lEu37Cl 🎥: Hulu
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AG
@AGHamilton2927 Nov 2025
Replying to @bonchieredstate
The reason these guys are trying to rewrite history (call it the 1939 project) is the same reason NHJ tried it with the 1619 project. The goal of the latter was to convince people that the very ideals America were founded on were wrong, inherently evil, and worthy of rejection. The goal of the former project is to convince people that the ideals Nazi Germany was founded on were actually good and worthy of consideration.
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"Garbage-in garbage-out works great if you're in the garbage business." -- Our CEO
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The Android app "don't reload in the middle of a tweet I was reading challenge": difficulty impossible @nikitabier
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Beyond FSD - @elonmusk has been promising a spinal cord injury 'nuralink cure' every year for the past 10 years. Do you see how devastating it is for people who believe his lies, to constantly see the goalpost being moved? There are several companies doing brain implants. Synchron has its devices in 10 people. Blackrock Neurotech has its implants in dozens of people, Precision Neuroscience, and Paradromics are a few others. They are farther along than Neuralink - but they dont get as many clicks since they aren't run by a snake oil salesman.
Mr. S 🇺🇲
@schmaltzy8530 May 2025
Replying to @ZacksJerryRig
So if Neuralink gave the possibility for your wife to walk again. Would you deny your wife that chance with the hatred you have for Elon or would you let her do it?
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Bachman@ElonBachman2 May 2025
Replying to @SaladBarFan
Funny watching latecomers hypothesize that Musk "fell off" or "is on drugs now". He's the same retard who was faking "battery swap" technology to get DOE grant money in 2013.
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So sick of these text spammers
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I genuinely think MAGA is a third world ideology. - Caudillo style cult of the leader like Perón or Chávez - Witch doctor / shaman approach to public health - Juche economics of self-reliance - Hatred for Europe and Canada - Admiration for Latin American dictatorships - Cronyism, clientalism, patronage networks that look like Russia in the 1990s
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Under the current administration it should be called the Surrender Department
Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth22 Mar 2025
Better name? Have my thoughts…welcome yours. #PeoplesPentagon
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