fast food tweets, 🏳️‍🌈👬 @juanjo_ld

New York, NY
Joined September 2012
Not a bad way to start the year 💍
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Okay so this movie is one of the most visually amazing things I think I’ve ever seen, I really can’t believe what they were able to achieve with this medium. If you’re a fan of Chronicles of Narnia or the Redwall books you will love!
"Wildwood" took nearly 15 years to make, with 231 puppets and 136 sets, making it the longest stop motion film ever made.
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Okay so after years of battling with my super straight/fine hair I took a chance on getting a wavy perm last week and it turned out amazing??
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After everything we've been through I can't believe we haven't survived ONE Heated Rivalry Halloween yet...it's just been brewing under the surface all this time like a volcano ready to destroy a small unsuspecting Italian village
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An award I too hope to win one day
Chase Mattson is voted Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort in PEOPLE’s Reader’s Choice poll.
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I have a vision of having my birthday at one of those giant abandoned outdoor terraces at the 42nd St. AMC. Like I know nobody’s using that, let me and the girls turn up with views of the Times Square Applebee’s.
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I guess it’s cuz I grew up smoking pot here but I forgot that South Mountain Reservation is a pretty legit hiking spot. Not bad for a 45-minute train ride.
Taking my city boys on an autumnal hiking trip to the wildlands of Millburn, New Jersey tomorrow lol.
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“Very Italian” is one way of putting it lol
Very Italian town of Clark, NJ Trump +30 Day 1 of early voting 2025: 🔵 57 🔴 75 ⚪️ 36 2026: 🔵 73 🔴 46 ⚪️ 43
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getting off a plane and feeling greasy, dry, thirsty, and unworthy of love
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Woooo 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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me following serbian and brazilian elections from vienna, austria
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Feeling autumnal
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Taking my city boys on an autumnal hiking trip to the wildlands of Millburn, New Jersey tomorrow lol.
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I love this picture so much he’s like a demure Minion
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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PTSD to the time somebody used their dog’s Instagram account to tell me I have a “disgusting” concave chest. Like oh ok thank u for letting me know.
Dude on the left has such a badly deformed chest. Yikes
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Straight outta Ba Sing Se
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Stinking up the Zoom call with my farts >>>
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Hearing rumors about spooky scary skeletons 😕 Really hoping they’re not true.
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