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Giddily awaiting toxicology reports

NBC Chicago Fire
Joined July 2012
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TONIGHT on #ChicagoFire — Mouch’s charisma becomes a liability that threatens Sylvie’s beloved Paramedicine Program! (You’ll see.) Featuring a Trudy Platt hall-of-fame moment that is absolutely SLAMMIN’. (No really, you’ll see.) Plus, pound cake! #OneChicago
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If you don’t watch tonight, you will do very poorly on tomorrow’s quiz. TONIGHT! Kidd and Mouch take 81 out for some midnight glizzies! #ChicagoFire 8pm Central on NBC! #OneChicago
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Congratulations and best of luck to my Chicago Fire family, on tonight’s Season 12 Premiere! Thank you all for 11 spectacular years! Just know I’ll be watching over y’all tonight, from up here on this cold-ass roof. TRUCK UP! #ChicagoFire #TruckUP
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Orlando airport. Lots of people staring at me like they’re looking at a dead man. #GonnaBeAWeirdSummer #ChicgoFire
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I really need everyone to picture this.
i’m going to walk down the aisle to the succession theme
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Ohhhhh, this looks like a good one. #ChicagoFire #OneChicago
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Tony and my girl Luna cordially invite you to watch #ChicagoFire tonight. “Chicago Fire: The Only Fire Show That Matters” — Christian Stolte, (who sometimes reads) The New York Times
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Tonight’s episode of #ChicagoFire will be a memorable one. If you don’t watch it, you’re definitely not going to see it. Put down your stupid TikTok and watch some goddamn drama. And as always, I thank you for your time.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the Prescott Building, I submit to you, that for the first time in our 11 seasons, this man, former Camera Operator and Current Director of Photography @will_eichler, did in fact DIRECT tonight’s episode of #ChicagoFire!
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Wedge you be interested in watching Chicago Fire tonight? I’m not cribbing around, it Audi be a good one! (Flames photoshopped for dramatic effect.) #ChicagoFire #OneChicago
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I’d like to thank the producers of Chicago Fire for bringing in yet another Perfect Specimen of Alpha Manhood to juxtapose with Me in photographs. ALSO: TONIGHT — An All-New Episode of Chicago Fire! #ChicagoFire #OneChicago @LocktDown
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Season’s Greetings! What say we all set aside a few minutes from our last-minute holiday stuff-hustle, and help the struggling artists of Kid Mayhem push their song “In Harm’s Way” into the vaunted “Top 300 First-Responder-Themed Holiday Songs” list? youtu.be/KfR5b8G5MFE
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Please enjoy tonight’s episode of #ChicagoFire, written by Matt Whitney, directed by Brenna Malloy. Many people devoted many hours of their lives to the strenuous work of producing this episode, so that you may relax and enjoy it in the comfort of your home, and also for money.
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Happy birthday my friend, my collaborator, my sister, my lieutenant, my Goddess of Chaos & Harmony. Glad you got to spend some time with Luna, the Dog By Which I Measure All other Dogs. I love you, Kid Mayhem. Thanks for the infinite bounty you bring to the table. @msmayoalldayo
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My second-favorite cop show from the 70s.
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If you’ve been following the criminal exploits of Scientology for a while, then you already know about @TonyOrtega94. If you’re new to the subject, then allow me to introduce you to the preeminent journalist covering this field, and an excellent storyteller…
Rest of the media caught up that #Scientology is petitioning SCOTUS to keep Danny Masterson's rape accusers from suing them, 2 days after our readers got the news. Please sign up for free emails at our Substack and get our scoops 1st thing every morning: tonyortega.substack.com/subs…
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Tony Ortega is a walking encyclopedia of the History of Scientology chicanery.
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Some bullshit version of masculinity wrapped in the lie that “real men don’t reach out for help; a real man can solve his own problems” was passed down to us for generations. I lost a life-long friend to suicide, and I attribute it to this poisonous idea. Reach out. Please.
Fighting for something bigger than himself ❤️ #UFCLondon
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Today and tomorrow, everybody! @BookCameo @SandyHookPromise
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