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Joined February 2025
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Sprinting with more and more gardening supplies ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿƒ
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Happy Veterans Day! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ As a proud veteran-owned business, today holds a special place in our hearts. โค๏ธ We're continuing our annual tradition of showing appreciation to those who served! Veterans, stop by any Chronic Guru location TODAY with a valid ID for a special thank-you from our team. Thank you for your service! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 21+ only. #VeteransDay2026 #VeteranOwned #Veterans #Veteran #Wednesdayvibe
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It is 330 am and good news for hemp farmers, brewers, small businesses & customers! On a 61-32 vote the Senate just defeated an effort to strip my provision that would delay the hemp ban. This gives Congress more time to find a solution, like the sensible safety rules in MN.
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Donโ€™t run out during the game! #saturdayvibes #FIFAWorldCup #worldcup
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POV: You're in a ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ horror movie ๐ŸŒฑ #POV #Gardentok #fyp
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This Memorial Day all Chronic Guru locations will be closed. Today we honor and remember the brave men and women who gave their lives in service to our country. As a veteran-owned company, this day holds deep meaning for us and our team. We are forever grateful to those who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our freedoms. Thank you to all who have served. Normal business hours will resume following the holiday.
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And they try to say that its in my hands๐Ÿ˜ž #gardentok #funnyreel #motivation
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Honestly just get all of them ๐Ÿ˜ #gardentok #funnyreel
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Its ok bro I don't think she saw the ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคฃ #cooked #gardentok #fyp
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๐‘ซ๐’ ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’‡๐’†๐’‚๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’…๐’‚๐’“๐’Œ ๐’”๐’Š๐’…๐’† Join us for the ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ซ ๐–๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐’๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  at our DeLand Lounge with elevated drinks๐Ÿน, popcorn๐Ÿฟ, and the encapsulating prohibition-style vibes perfect for a night out! Hosted by @ericlopezmusic ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 23rd | 8PM | DeLand Lounge ๐Ÿ“ 146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720, USA #Deland #orlandomovies #Orlandofilm
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๐“๐‡๐„ ๐๐”๐„๐„๐๐’ ๐€๐‘๐„ ๐‚๐€๐‹๐‹๐ˆ๐๐†๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ’–Join us for Drag Night at Chronic Guru DeLand hosted by the only and one @kirktdavinci โœจEnjoy the elevated lounge experience you know and love with all glam of your favorite Queens๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 30th | DeLand Lounge | 9pm ๐Ÿ“146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720 โ€ผ๏ธSave this so you don't forget about your upcoming Fantabulous Night๐Ÿ’–
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Finding our inner peace together๐Ÿ‘ฏ #gardentok #fyp #zenco
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ITS TIME TO GET YOUR WORK-OUT ON! Join us Pilates and Pre-๐Ÿงปs this Sunday for an electric mashup of EDM๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค, pilates๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ, and an elevated lounge experience you'll never forget๐ŸŒฑ hosted by @tke_fit_fest ! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ May 17th - Orlando Lounge | 12PM ๐Ÿ“16 W Pine St, Orlando, FL 32801 ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธSign-ups + Details in Bio
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How many of the references did you catch ๐Ÿง #Gardentok #vfx #funnyreels
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Cause we all waiting to blessed up ๐Ÿคค๐ŸŒณ #gardentok #funnyreels
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"Do, or do not... there is no high" -Yoda probably Join us for the ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ซ ๐–๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐’๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  at our DeLand Lounge with elevated drinks๐Ÿน, popcorn๐Ÿฟ, and the encapsilating prohibition-style vibes perfect for a night out! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 23rd | 8PM | DeLand Lounge ๐Ÿ“ 146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720, USA #Deland #orlandomovies #Orlandofilm
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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ๐‘ถ with a ๐“ฃ๐“ฆ๐“˜๐“ข๐“ฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’‹ Join us at Dirty Bingo ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ week in all of our locations hosted by @epictrivia ! Sip on elevated cocktails, play games, and bring a spicy twist to your bingo night๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Every Monday | Orlando Lounge | 7PM ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Every Thursday | Sanford & DeLand Lounge | 7PM Save this for your next Bingo Night ๐Ÿ’‹ #Orlandoevents #DeLandflorida #Sanfordfl
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I 'juana spend my life with her๐Ÿคญ #gardentok #funnyreels #propasal
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I can't wait to take her out again next yearโค๏ธ #mothersday #mothersday2026 #funnyreel
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There's no happy accidents pulling up Puff & Paint here at Chronic Guru๐Ÿ˜ Join us for painting๐ŸŽจ, live music๐ŸŽถ, a little bit of ๐Ÿ’จ, and the elevated lounge experience you know and love๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ May 20th - Sanford Lounge | 6:30pm ๐Ÿ“303 E 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771 ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tix + Details in Bio #Bobross #Hopecore #Orlandoevents #Sanfordfl
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