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Urban Amish

@ChuckPalanski

Moustache rides, whiskey filtered profanity and general musings from my idiotic life.

 Toronto
Joined January 2013
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Trying to make some dreams come true. Been wanting to open my own space as long as I have been doing this thing. kickstarter.com/projects/200…
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Holy mother of God! All hands on deck! Call your reps NOW. teapaw.org/senfranken/status/9305…
U.S. Senator Al Franken (@SenFranken) profile pictureU.S. Senator Al Franken@SenFranken14 Nov 2017
RED ALERT: Senate GOP just added provision to their tax plan that would gut ACA & kick 13M ppl off insurance. Yes, it's same tax plan that would add $1 trillion+ to deficit while giving majority of benefits to corporations & the rich. We need you to make your voices heard again.
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Woman in line in front of me at the grocery store after paying for heavily discounted cod. Does this smell funny to you? #doesthissmell #yes
I just told an African Canadian to "Enjoy Your Freedom" in a harmless yet still very offensive manner. #ImTheWorst
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I think I have told more people where the pisser is than actual drinks made. #mondays #serverlife #barlife
The level of irony that the woman in socks and sandals reading a "fashion" magazine is achieving is truly astounding. #ttcpeople #indecember
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4:15, we can all rest easy.
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@theScore5 Oct 2016
!!!!! #OurMoment
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@blogTO5 Oct 2016
You know what time it is, #Toronto... #OurMoment
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Have some respect, Toronto fans! Beer purchased at stadium prices is too expensive to waste.
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$100 says that guy was a 905er – at Toronto, Ontario
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Danko Jones@dankojones5 Oct 2016
I'm for the Blue Jays 100% but whoever threw that bottle onto the field just now brought shame to Toronto. Lame as hell.
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A sure fire way to make an entire fan base look bad. Well done, jackass. Hope you get a lifetime ban. #disgraceful #TORvsBAL
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To the #dickskin that sauntered right into my unopened bar went straight to the washroom to take a foul shit and leave. I loathe you.
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Full at this time last night, completely empty tonight. Fuck you, customers. #serverlife #bartenderlife
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We is getting #FuckedUp at #FuckedUpFriday @WolfLikeMeBar tonight! $6 #CraftBeer and $7 cocktails. All night. #dranks #TOdrink #TOcocktails
Food is all top notch and the drinks are tasty and cheap as hell!! #dranksanddranks teapaw.org/WolfLikeMeBar/status/6…
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@blogTO8 Nov 2015
Have you been to #Toronto's new wolf-themed bar? bit.ly/1Ni510E @WolfLikeMeBar
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