Satan's Publicist, Oft Maligned War Profiteer and World Renowned Raconteur.
Not Pasadena
Joined October 2011
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So I’ve raved about how great Kei trucks are for so long my sponsor just called to tell me someone down his street is selling a little Mitsubishi and he’s going to make an offer on it. My evil plan to get everyone in tiny Japanese trucks is coming to fruition
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Man, the fact this app defaults to opening the “For You” feed and the top post is always some sort of culture war rage bait BS makes me think Elmo might just be profiting off a divided society. He’s pretty much one white cat away from being a supervillain
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Aaaaand, the bullshit has begun.
How is it they’ve introduced 20 new bills when A) the Texas legislature isn’t even in session right now, and B) the winners of the election haven’t even been sworn in yet?
So much rage bait and so many angry, gullible idiots to take it
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This bird is Vlad the Impaler level of evil. If I’m a small rodent this bird would be in my nightmares.
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Ah, “Mad” Jens, how I enjoyed your shenanigans at Arsenal (and your other stops as well).
Once in a game an opponent’s boot came off in the 6 yard box and before he turned around to grab it Jens threw it on top of his goal net. Shithousery of the highest level
Happy birthday, Jens! 🎈
ALT Jens Lehmann smiles as he lifts the Premier League trophy, draped in red and white ribbons, above his head in an orange Arsenal goalkeeper kit. The graphic reads “Happy Birthday Jens Lehmann”.
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You gotta say this about the 2 Premier League clubs in Manchester: they always give us something to talk about during international breaks
"Regardless of how good a coach Pochettino or anybody else is, they need changes in personnel and it needs to be done as soon as possible"
The @ESPNFC crew discuss the possibility of Mauricio Pochettino taking over at Manchester United.
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I am all for this. Yes, my taxes will go up but I’m willing to bet that tax increase is less than what I’m currently paying for insurance.
Put a Medicare For All bill on his desk and dare him to veto it
Democrats must immediately reverse the Republican Medicaid Cuts and expand the ACA subsidies.
But we must also push for a bigger fix to our broken healthcare system. The solution is Medicare for All.
ALT This image shows a news article from USA Today with a headline about exploring 'Medicare for All' and healthcare cost solutions. The article mentions the Medicare for All Act and statements from Rep. Pramila Jayapal. The photo below displays a group of individuals, including Jayapal and Sanders, standing outside the U.S. Capitol building, holding "Medicare for All" signs during a press event.
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So today, for the first time in quite some time, I came across a word I didn’t know in, of all places, a soccer column in the Guardian. I definitely need to work it into conversation
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This is the absolute dumbest thing I have read all day. I am literally stupider for just having read it.
I mean, there’s cope but this is COPE
Everyone would rather lose playing football like man city than win playing football like Arsenal. Winning is important, but football is supposed to be entertaining too. Nobody wants to spend 90 minutes watching Haram football just because their team might scrape a 1-0 win.
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If I walked out to find a wombat in my car it would be the greatest day ever
Australian officials have issued a reminder to shut your car doors after one wombat helped himself to several passenger seats. The notice followed complaints from visitors at a popular picnic area, where the same wombat reportedly kept climbing into parked cars while people unloaded bags or packed up lunch.
At first, staff thought they were receiving several calls about one incident. Then they realized the cars were different. The passenger wasn’t.
One couple waited nearly an hour before he climbed out. Another visitor said he settled into the seat before she’d even finished putting her things in the boot. Officials asked visitors to keep their doors closed and contact staff if they found an unexpected occupant.
After the photos spread online, a park spokesperson clarified the situation. “He hasn’t been abandoned. He lives here. Please stop calling to say someone’s left their wombat in a car.”
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It is really hard to fathom that at one time in this country people actually enjoyed Hall & Oates
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure Texas is going to have none of this. They have the largest number of armed pickups on the planet so good luck taking it back
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