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And on the eighth day, we herfed. Retweets are not dogma.

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Joined February 2013
Thou shalt remember thou password. #resurrected
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Then I looked over all I had bunched, and I wrapped it in leaf from Ecuador and saw that it was very good!
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Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you herf. And Pabst.
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...and she wrapped me in swaddling cloths, and laid me in a manger, because there was no smoking room for them in the inn. Dad was a BOTL.
The best gift for a cigar smoker is time to smoke a cigar.
Thou shalt drink rum and herf this weekend.
And the choirs of angels sang of corojo and Brazilian Arapiraca...
Do not let your hearts be troubled. Sometimes a cigar sucks. Smoke another one.
Before the torch glows, thou must refine it (at least) three times.
And the humidors overflowed with boutiques in accordance with the scriptures.
Looking forward to #ipcpr13 next week. What? Well, shit!
Dear Dad: Can you do something about data service in Nicaragua? Thanks. ~ Junior. P.S. Love the ligero!
Thou shalt not retrohale with chunks.
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Cursed is the one who trusts a man who snuffs out his cigar.
And on the first sabbath following the 'Fest, there was much resting...and breath mints.
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And they smoked cigars in their cars in accordance with the scriptures.
This is the day the Lord has made. What are you waiting for? Light one up!
Thou shalt not snuff out a cigar. Thou shalt allow it to expire peacefully.
2 Samuel 22:9 Smoke rose from his nostrils; consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it. <<Herfing is biblical.
Rejoice! For a herf weekend is at hand!