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Blue Collared Conservative. Machinist. Free Thinker. Agnostic. Photography. Food. Anti-Socialist. Pro-Responsibility Individualist. *ALL politicians are liars*

Bakersfield, California
Joined September 2019
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This is Bonnie the Nazi Tank Killer. American made, built in 1942 and sold to a Canadian war factory for the exclusive purpose of making larger gun turrets to combat the German tanks (superior at the time).She killed REAL Nazis...not imaginary Nazis. Still running to this day.
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.005” thick stainless coins w/ a F’ing diameter tolerance of .001”! Old colleague shared a trick for such applications. Brilliantly simple. Respect the ones who came before and they’ll share their magic. Laser cut shim stock .06” over then sandwich turned in groups of 10 to final
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Chow is submitted to the heat. Back to the garage. Slow braised wild sow pig shoulder and shank with turnips, parsnips, onion, garlic, spices, rubbed in butter and mustard. Plus beans that’ve been simmering since the morning. Carry on pocket friends, carry on.
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I keep the young cashiers at the grocery stores on their toes by checking out w/ parsnips and turnips. She had no clue what either was, whatsoever. LIFE HACK: Single young guys, start a conversation with the hot young cashier by buying turnips and parsnips. You’re Welcome
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We’ve officially entered “bite your tongue and ignore her when the old lady bitches that you won’t buy her something because you actually bought it already as a Christmas present for her before Dec 23” season. You’re welcome.
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It’s no secret that junk from Harbor Freight is hit or miss for tools that only get used occasionally. I hereby deem grease guns as a -fuck no- from them. Bought this small one because I don’t need the full size at home. Mistake. 1/2 way to the trash, where it belongs.
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Poast Meat & Dirty Dawg: Did some chicken with a garlic Asian sauce I stirred up. Got to mix it up every once in a while. Also, Dirty Dawg got a haircut from my daughter since the last Twitter transmission a month ago. Still a dirty cunt though!
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This is “hands down” the #FTOTD (Filthy Tweet). A long standing, recently overdue legacy award. Mr. Naples (@IRONICAWARD) please alert the usual suspects as I am currently under obligation. Thank god this wasn’t the hand of Jesus tattooed! @BellegardeSZN is a 1st time winner.
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Worth noting that the #FTOTD does not discriminate by the politics of the submissions. All adherents of #filthy humor have a seat at the table. Carry on.
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Coffee grinding, Saturday 4:30 am get your ass up and get to work check. The boy’s boots have a lot more luggage than dad’s. He’s off to kick shit & hide, while I’m kicking steel & math. Work! Don’t suckle from your Big Brother Government’s teat.
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Theme: Maker’s Mark An old tin can amongst 100s of others, repurposed as siding for a building. Common practice in the Old West. “Keen’s Mustard”. Bodie, California. @pmj_photos #PMJWeeklyChallenge #MakersMark
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Replying to @StackEmUpAgain
@StackEmUpAgain , I just spotted Munkey & Berto driving through Bakersfield! I thought I saw that flea ridden simian sitting shotgun playing beer bottle highway sign target practice. Then the custom headache rack on the truck confirmed my suspicions!🧐 @MeromeroCa97371
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Sure, it’s painted. However, the reflection is cut off before confirmation of the second claim can be made. 🧐
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Poast shiny aluminum thing: 20.5” long, 7” at large tapered end, 6” threaded bore & 10” deep. I don’t know exactly what it’s for, but I know what it goes in is F’ing cool, and… “loud”.
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Drove to Los Banos, CA Wednesday. Didn’t take any cool pics to share, but apparently beer theft is a problem in this old farm town😂. All of it locked up, both the fridge and floor inventory. At least the teller wasn’t behind bulletproof glass like big city ghettos.
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Fried polenta and meat sauce. That’s it, that’s the tweet—SEND.
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PET PEEVE OF THE DAY: When the Facebook dorks show up on Twitter to comment on mechanic and machining posts. Fucking idiots that aren’t in the circle that have dumb shit to say. Fuck off and kick rocks shit for brains.
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You’d think I was installing a new engine. Nope, changing plugs and coils after disassembling the entire vehicle 🙄. Tunes and beer to keep me sane.
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And yes that is a broken plastic POS line😑
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The boy did alright for his first year of showing at the fair. Won Reserve Grand Champion for heavyweight class in the local bred & fed category. Auction was last night and he got a few thousand to keep even after paying dad (me) back for the purchase. Show steers are big $😵‍💫.
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