@Cjdeck1

welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

 At the Disco.Panicking. Dallas
Joined July 2011
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I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.
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Guess who’s back just in time for spooky season!!
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Are we cancelling the Cheesecake Factory now? My cousin is turning 7 and really really wants to go for her birthday. I need to know before Friday!
The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 27
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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People love to accuse tv networks of mass producing millennial nostalgia slop that they’re way too sophisticated to watch and then binge the first season of The Paper in a single weekend. It’s me, I’m people
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Breaking: Bolsonaro hospitalized after election defeat in Brazil elections. Doctors insist nothing is wrong
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😂🔫 i love football
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Nobody tells you this, but once you vote there’s nothing stopping you from just getting back in line to vote again.
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Getting told the car in front of me in the Starbucks drive thru is trying to start one of those “pay it forward” trends and I see a full family of 4 in the car behind me
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Acting like Monday morning at 10:00 AM isn’t a time where the only voters are old retired Republicans is insane cope
Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD
@TonerousHyusOct 19
The Dallas county courthouse building is doing 35 votes an *hour*. Get that 9 figure check ready for Jasmine or something cause this is nuts.
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I’d say he’s lost the plot, but at this point we’ve made it to a 3rd beat. This is the plot now.
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christopher retweeted
christopher@Cjdeck1Oct 18
If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 18
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 18
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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people don't retweet anymore, they just steal your shit
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Just got updated flu and covid shots and my 5g cell signal jumped up 2 bars??
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FOSTER! NOOOO!
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 17
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Incredible, she’s beaten Scaramuchi’s any% press secretary speed run. Thought he’d hold that record for decades!
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Drunk driving would go so hard in one of these
Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerdOct 16
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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Dozens of the dumbest people with too much money about to wrap their brand new Teslas around trees like Paul Walker
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 16
BREAKING: Elon Musk has unveiled the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp, where it flipped in midair before landing safely on the ground.
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BriBri
@BriaMo777Oct 14
What’s the most money you’ve ever found?
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Asking my coworkers to not talk about Love is Blind until I watch it so they don’t spoil it for me and then just never watching it.
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No I promise I’m watching it tomorrow and we can talk about it Friday
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