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Denk nicht so viel nach. Tu es einfach. Header by @vicobeauregard Tocotronic Denn sie wissen was sie tun https://teapaw.org/t.co/Vj7E6YHIpI

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Euch einen schönen guten Morgen 😊☕️
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🚨 Reminder! Jetzt ist ein guter Zeitpunkt für Allergie #Diagnostik und den Beginn einer #Hyposensibilisierung bei #Pollenallergie, da jetzt am wenigsten Allergen in der Luft ist. 🩺 Gerade wenn ihr in dieser #Pollensaison Probleme hattet, geht zu Ärzt:innen!
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Das coolste war übrigens, wie meine Tante (82) gegenüber Genossen Fischer selbstverständlich von der Sozialistischen Partei Österreich gesprochen hat. Schließlich war sie dabei.
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Hallo Gartenfreunde, wer von Euch…?
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Euch eine gute und ruhige Nacht 🥱💤
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In 1923, Walter Gropius designed his Director’s Office in Weimar, bringing together architecture, furniture, color and light into one remarkable space. Furnished with pieces created in the Bauhaus workshops, it became one of the earliest examples of the Bauhaus vision: bringing every element of design together as a whole. When the Bauhaus moved to Dessau in 1925, Gropius took the furniture with him. The legendary office was reconstructed in its original location in 1999. Today, it remains one of the most fascinating interiors of early modernism. Discover the story behind Gropius’ Director’s Office in Weimar: bauhaus-experience.com/gropi… #WalterGropius #Bauhaus #Weimar #BauhausExperience #Architecture
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jössas Maria und Josef😬 - TASKFORCE Industrie ⬇️ Quelle: instagram.com/wolfganghattma…
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Also wenn Wien das Mascherl nicht will, auf meinem Haus wäre Platz 😉
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Baum um Baum gewinnen wir jedes Jahr wieder welche dazu und haben so immer mehr von diesem Geschmacksglück in bester Bioqualität; hier ist keine Industrie, kein Verkehr, der nächste Nachbar ein Waldschutzgebiet. Nun sind wir zwar bissl erschöpft, aber glücklich 🤪😀 #olio2026
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Bilanz nach 4 Wochen Olivenernte: rund 70 bearbeitete Bäume, 1100 kg Oliven, rund 160 kg Öl; gefühlt 5 kg weniger (eigenes Körpergewicht 🥴), beeindruckende Muskel mehr; Berge von Geäst, die noch entsorgt werden müssen; Und: ein schlicht hervorragendes Olivenöl 😋🤩 #olio2026
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> be El Salvador > send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie > gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds > bukele says "give back" > gang "nah" > bukele says "ok we take back" > gang "nah, also you're a bitch" > bukele comes to take back > gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something" > UN says "idk bro thats crazy" > bukele goes on social media > "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it" > crowdsources OSINT nerds > OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes > bombs it exactly as promised > goes on social media > calls them pussies tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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A locked Mercedes EQS battery won't even let you repair it. One cell dies, the slave BMS latches the whole pack, throws P1C80 and kills the high voltage — and here's the trap: you can't just clear it, the fault is burned into the BMS memory and no diagnostic tool on this planet can wipe it. Dealer answer? New battery. Thirty grand. For one dead cell. That's exactly where we come in. We cracked it the only way that actually works — read both slave BMS EEPROMs byte by byte, decode the stored faults, map the internal resistance of all 108 cells, and watch the failure replay itself: cell 12 in module I collapsing from 3.8V down to 1.5V under load while the BMS counted down to lockout. No scanner shows you that. We pull it straight out of the chip — and we even caught the next cells starting to go before they strand the car again. And here's the clever bit nobody talks about — this pack is really two batteries in one. Two 400V strings running in parallel, each on its own BMS. When the right string went bad, the system did exactly what it was built to do: it cut the faulty right side off from its own control and kept the car running on the left string alone. The car literally drove on half its battery, limping along on the healthy left side while the dead right one sat isolated — until the left slowly drained itself down to empty. That's redundancy doing its job, and most people never even know it happened. And get this straight — the lockout is wiped while EVERY byte of the original factory calibration stays untouched. No donor BMS. No swapped-in module dragging someone else's data into your pack. Nothing compromised. The battery keeps its own brain, its own calibration, its own identity — just without the fault. That's the difference between a real fix and a bodge. Full breakdown, pictures and part numbers at the bottom of the article: EQS V297 · slave BMS M95M02 + TC277T - Cells CATL TOP A789 900 2801 · BOTTOM A789 900 9800 Faults cleared: P1C80 · P1540 · P0F18 · P0F64 · P0B63 · P0B64 · P0B67 · U357D Software side is done — the lockout is beaten, calibration intact. Now we are waiting brand new modules from Poland to install into battery and finally run the car without any locking faults and with more range. Sustainablity of EV in comparison with ICE is measured in repairability! Full article: evclinic.eu/2026/11/10/the-m…
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