@ClakeBent

Find your God and kill it. find me at @thePracPhi

Joined November 2010
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Modern empires and governmental structures have effectively prevented any future slave uprising by convincing the most downtrodden that they are not, in fact, slaves. They did this by instilling an unwarranted sense of pride into every individual.
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Do not ask what radicalized me. I could not be radicalized, for I was never bogus.
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autechre song
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Just found out someone is leaving the office at 4.45pm today to catch a train. Got my “oh on a half day are we?” stored patiently in my throat, like a Navy Seal hiding in a river. Everyone is going to lose their shit with this one. Will report back later how it went…
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when he's not on screen everyone says "musta been the wind...." and sits back down
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whole theater yelling "it's da bat!" and shifting into idle attack animations every time pattinson is on screen
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Me at the spelling bee: B-E-E! Adjudicator: no, miss, we’ll give you a word
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No matter how punctual you are in life, you’ll always be late for your funeral.
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Landlords:
No Context Grand Designs@ukgranddesigns15 Feb 2022
Kevin, standing beside the ruins of a castle. Text: I have a bit of a problem empathising

ALT Kevin, standing beside the ruins of a castle. Text: I have a bit of a problem empathising

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What would politics look like if the approach to improving society was not creating better systems, but creating better people?
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Todays word is “CAT”
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I had a similar experience only I was being told “we don’t lick and bite people” and I was like…. “Yeah… I agree… same page there, chief.” And the receptionist popped in and was like “ugh, no! no it was KRISTY who was the dog not KIRSTY.”
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My life since 2019
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_haze4 Feb 2022
A Russian rally course has a bad corner
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God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
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*at a bar* Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask
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