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Relapsed high school doodler. Here for a long time, not a good time.

Morpeth and Manchester
Joined February 2009
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Without spoiling the surprise addition, Dune really has become the really, really ridiculously good looking cast of all time huh #DunePartTwo
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Watching I Play Rocky and Wild Horse Nine in the same afternoon probably qualifies as the cinematic equivalent of an upper and a downer...
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I also assume Godzilla Minus Zero was playing next door judging by the floor rumbling at very select points
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This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
Men please be honest. Are y'all really clueless when a woman is into you, or do you pretend like you don't know because the feeling isn't mutual?
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RIP Sean Lock you would’ve loved Russell Brand and David Williams getting outed as sexual predators
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The comedic timing of the “no” is pure gold
OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE THIS CLIP COMES FROM😭😭
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Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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There’s an entire generation of people who have never experienced the emotional roller coaster of burning a CD and having it fail at 98.7%
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What the fuck do his cats do to eachother holy shit
Godzilla Minus Zero director Takashi Yamazaki says that he used his two cats fighting as the inspiration for the bloody brawl between Godzilla and King Ghidorah. bit.ly/4AkRjFd
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It's one big rapey club.
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Godzilla Minus Zero: they really weren't joking when they said it's got the most brutal scenes of the franchise
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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One normal day at that club, it's all I ask
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot 🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY 👇 dailymail.com/sport/football…
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‘Guy,’ meaning “person,” comes from Guy Fawkes. Boom.
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Prophetic.
The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.
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Abdul El-Sayed is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2026 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while openly supporting a terrorist organization? I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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a tough vote to call
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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