My friend Clayton has some interesting things to say, I'll keep you updated in what he says.
Muncie, IN
Joined January 2017
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The bug guy came out to give me some advice, and he said "Man, I'm glad you don't do housekeeping, let's me do an accurate inspection"
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Me: I’m going to get dessert, you want anything?
Clayton: I can’t, I’m gonna make myself sick on donuts later. I’m pretty excited about it.
Did I ever tell you that once, after being gone for a month, I got back into town late one night I was craving Burger King. So I drove a cross town by the mall, pulled in the parking lot, got out, and the Burger King was gone!
They had completely removed it.
Friend: Are you Ready for Tennessee? I Want to go to the Dixie stampede, It’s $50 per person.
Clayton: I live an expensive lifestyle.
Friend: You get to eat with your fingers.
Clayton: I do that anyway.
Grandma: I need you to look at my phone, the whole thing is in Spanish or something, and I need you to fix it.
C: Maybe it’s time you learned a new language.
B: Love, it will make you a man.
C: Will it really? ‘Cause I still have comic books stapled on my walls.
B: where’s everybody at?
Clay: they went to Cracker Barrel.
B: why didn’t you go?
Clay: Bosco sticks! I brought 60 bucks to eat fair food, and I have had my share! I’m gonna throw it all up later.
He has two last names. Baker. Mayfield. That’s like someone who’s first name is Davis. What’s wrong with their parents?!?!
Clayton: I’m afraid I’ll look like him when I grow up. *shows picture on phone*
Friend: you have more hair than he does.
Clayton: That’s because his hair is on his back.
*sees a friend he hasn’t seen in years*
Friend: Hey Clayton how are you doing?
Clayton: Great, I work from home so I don’t put in pants til 10am!
Friend: *says nothing*
Clayton: well it was good seeing you Eddie!