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Last month, my home boy of like 4 years plus tried to make move on me.
I've never been so disappointed like this in my life.
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No matter how much you hit the gym or how big your muscles are 💪😂, you still can’t break this Maggi!
I bet you! 😭😂
Can you break it? 👀
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For my front person sent ₦100,000 to his girlfriend in university - I nearly hugged a transformer😞😭
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i honestly envy people who have that “it is what it is” mentality and actually live by it.
my brain won’t let me rest until i understand why certain things happened, what caused them, whether it’s happened before, and what patterns i might be missing.
sometimes i wish i could just accept things and move on without needing to understand everything.
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Let me give you another reason why marriage is scam.
Once you both get to your late 40's, you guys stop having sex because you have given birth to four kids, and you guys are more focused on fending for them
While doing that, your wife is fucking another man outside, you yourself you're looking for young girls to sleep with because your wife already looks like a bag of beans.
The older men that are not married or divorced that does not have choice of people to sleep with, will sleep with your bag of beans like that.
You both come back to the house and act like two responsible people to your children.
Your mom and your dad have not had sex since you became a teenager and you're not worried your mom is fucking another man outside.....
You're also thinking your 50 year old dad does not like sex anymore or he's no longer having sex
They are both practicing celibacy abii?
Oya nau.
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Funny guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh… then boom you’re naked .
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🔹 Approval is temporary &integrity is permanent.
🔹 Being disliked by the wrong people is often a sign you are doing something right.
🔹 Your energy is better spent building your real self than performing for others.
Choose peace over popularity. 💯
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For the past 2 seasons I can count how many times Lamine Yamal has had any of these crazy dribbles.
Messi used to average 5 at least per game.
Lets let our youngsters grow please.
Comparing a player to Messi does more harm to the player
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