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Chr!ssy retweeted
Being sexually devoured and emotionally protected by the same person must feel so good.
when I was like 19-22 I was like “I cannot BELIEVE I was reading smut at 11 that fucked me up in SO MANY WAYS IM SURE” but like as I get older I do think think that maybe it was actually a good way for me to explore my sexuality in a way that was not looking at people having sex
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I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.
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What really fucking boils my piss is that we had the opportunity to change the world after Covid. The pandemic produced a fascinating real-world experiment. It demonstrated that human activity can alter emissions and local environmental conditions extraordinarily quickly
Chr!ssy retweeted
y'all be hacking the wrong shit. hack the bank. the government. hack some damn student loans or something. y'all hacking youtube pages. just corny! LOL
At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.
Chr!ssy retweeted
If MAGA endorses a third Trump term, I'm endorsing Mamdani for President, if we're breaking the rules, let's REALLY break the fucking rules.
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I always think about the fact that girls are statistically just as confident as boys until they hit puberty and their self image just plummets, being sexualized by men is truly a curse
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I get why Klarna and Affirm are villainized but if you're responsible with your money, paying off a $600 flight in $100 1-month increments is so fucking good
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I saw a comedian explain a dysfunctional childhood in the best way.
He said “okay yeah I know I am 37 and I shouldn’t still be upset about what my parents did to me as a kid. But let me ask you a question…
If you were in a building with bad foundation would you feel safer on the 37th floor?!”
Chr!ssy retweeted
It will take 50-100 years to repair the damage from Donald Trump. They’ve fucked over the next two generations of Americans.



























