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Enter the arena ⚔️
🆚 Princeton
⏰ 3:00 p.m.
📍 Cambridge, Mass.
🏟️ Tim Murphy Field at Harvard Stadium
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#GoCrimson
Only worried about 1-0 baby. #GoCrimson
Computes.
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation:
QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions.
RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped.
WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook.
WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better.
Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7.
TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale.
LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife.
Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason.
Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch.
WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to.
Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it.
Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman.
This team goes 14-3.
Never. Chase. Points.
Commanders should’ve kicked the FG in the first half. @danorlovsky7 was right per usual.
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O.J. Simpson, a Secret Informant and a Decades-Old Mystery
An “extremely reliable” informant told authorities about the missing murder weapon, according to newly unsealed records.
nytimes.com/2026/10/18/us/oj…
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Why is Notre Dame ranked 4th? What is their most impressive win?
They quit on bowl season last year, convincing people they were robbed. In truth, they ducked the same BYU team they lost to last night.
They didn’t beat a Top 15 team in 2025. Haven’t beat one in 2026 either.
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This gem of a stat:
We are 36-2 all time as the AP No. 1 team in the regular season.
The two teams to beat us:
Unranked Auburn in 1942
Unranked Auburn today
😒
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Smart: “We practiced good this week. I was pleased with it… When they don’t turn it over and we turn it over three times. The Dawgs beat the Dawgs.”
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Hoooo boy that hurts. Congrats to Auburn helluva rivalry win. Time to catch our breath and look to Florida.
