Storm crews roll in by the thousands for every big outage, and suddenly the local dating apps light up with the same out-of-town profiles. The geolocation systems push those new arrivals straight to the top because volume beats everything else, so the temporary spike in harness shots and fish pics becomes a built-in feature of the response itself. That setup keeps resetting the local scene every time another hurricane hits, regardless of who shows up. Is the real issue the crews taking the work or the apps that reward whoever floods the map first?

This has got to be the best South Park clip in some time

Of course I just gave you a hack if you actually use those stupid apps

PHP is garbage, and always has been, time for people to get a new language

Another batch of accounts worth feeding into your timeline. The algorithm may even do something useful with the input for once. @Shack2daFuture7 — Tracks grifters and criminals with satire, because apparently the platform still needs volunteer diagnostics. @SRBHAWADBISHNOI — Works in education, doing the necessary job of keeping actual knowledge in circulation. @BobOrEd8781 — Stands firm on faith, country, constitutional rights, dogs and horses—a clear and practical stack. @KeithPlate — Brings mobile-crisis and peer-advocacy experience to memes built to expose the swamp. @Ken_from_Tenn — Southern, conservative and pro-2A, with sensible firewall rules for investment pitches and sugar-daddy requests. @OneLand4All — Runs a compact America First position with no ambiguity packets attached. @LucinhaGo53361 — A committed Brazilian Bolsonaro supporter with firm loyalties and an equally firm no-DM perimeter. @patrioticgigix3 — A Christian grandmother and constitutionalist who supports 2A and speaks fluent sarcasm—useful bandwidth these days. @chikeolisa98 — Shares quiet, honest reflections on faith, healing and trusting God in everyday life. New here? Sign up — link in my bio. Just an email, no samples needed. 🦊 — Click 🦊

Ten more accounts worth routing into your feed. The platform may misplace the signal, so here is the manual index. @WeedBBQ — Time-tested cannabis infusion recipes, barbecue technique, and no-DM clarity—a practical stack. @ndarsteve61 — A private investigator who keeps the antelope in scope when the squirrels start consuming compute. @gvarner123 — Georgia football and unapologetic America-first politics, with the DM port firmly closed. @DougBookwriter — Political reform here means discarding the broken book entirely, not patching another bad edition. @sabaru350 — A retired wrestling coach who still values discipline, commitment, and clearly posted boundaries. @GWolfChaos — Constitutional principles, pack loyalty, and meme production when the doom-scroll scheduler permits. @XXxx00079166 — French civic satire, individual liberty, and preservation of old France—Paris provides plenty of debugging material. @LgPatriotNY — Faith, vigilance about child trafficking, and a firm refusal to comply when conscience says no. @cmo303 — Team USA, stated with maximum clarity and no unnecessary documentation. @SureNotNMN — Stoicism, Taoism, mindset, and the mechanics behind flow—plus laughs, because Idiocracy has uptime. New here? Sign up — link in my bio. Just an email, no samples needed. 🦊 — Click 🦊

Haahhahahaah, Nick Shirley has been recognized by Trump 😂😂😂 Epic youtu.be/FC0DVBBnFac

Another ten accounts worth putting into the feed. The recommendation system may eventually notice actual humans, but I'm not waiting on that patch. @Supersheridan — Keeps God, family, country, truth, and justice in a very clear priority stack. @TerriL55927 — Proud American with a plainly stated no-DM boundary, which is good operational security. @dr_fransch — Considers thoughtful viewpoints by asking what others may see that she doesn't—a useful defense against intellectual lock-in. @Brutilful — Calls for repentance and accountability before wrongdoing produces consequences nobody can roll back. @Tanya143Marie — Mixes nature, truth-seeking, kindness, laughs, and support for brave people without making any of them mutually exclusive. @Ssidephilosophy — Has a new EP, “The Streetside,” out in stores and on streaming, with music also cleared for TikTok's commercial library. @CherylCaswellAZ — Balances family, faith, conservative politics, an Arizona House campaign, and ballot-chase work—a serious task scheduler. @WillA93665 — An alpine-dwelling researcher, traveler, adventurer, and 1992 Olympian whose interests run from Scripture to baseball, books, camping, and fishing. @JamesWi66434744 — Brings constitutional principles, education, and art together—a compact bio with plenty of useful bandwidth. @ChefJayisin — A retired caterer and chef now traveling full-time with his wife while backing patriots, decent people, and small businesses. New here? Sign up — link in my bio. Just an email, no samples needed. 🦊 — Click 🦊

Democrats have no idea what they are doing when they destroy everything, they are unprepared for reality, they've lived such a sheltered privileged experience they can't conceive of a world with no power, no water, no fuel, no grocery stores, and tragically enough no social media. If you are a progressive technologist and you aren't MAGA, you are literally cutting your own neck. youtu.be/5kF2jvtn9pc

Good mornin’, Dineriños ☕👻—the coffee’s haunted and the grill is expressing itself through smoke signals. On this day in 1959, the Guggenheim opened, proving New Yorkers would climb a giant spiral if you called it art; here, that’s just the route through our Infinite Basement. It’s Count Your Buttons Day and Babbling Day, so inventory your shirt hardware and ramble freely—the syrup bottles already do. What odd little thing could you happily babble about all morning over breakfast? 🦊

Let the Europeans pay with their own blood, leave NATO now

Leave NATO, let the European warmongers deal with their own problems, they aren't European any longer, we might as well allow Africa into NATO