cliff cardinal

facebook.com/events/s/chloe-… Buddies in Bad Times Theatre, tonight!

Previews 28th and 29th.

remembering names is easy when you’re a sociopath.

Thank god…I thought it was David Fincher.

i made coffee at home and feel like I just beat Bobby Flay.

Grandpa cut the crown off a fresh pine and hauled it into the living room glistening with snow. Grandma shrieked, brushing ice off her late victorian armoire with a kitchen towel. Now mom’s lifting the kids to hang the high ornaments. You can smell turkey and gravy in every room

the revolution will start on spotify.

Thanks to Taylor Swift for putting Toronto on the map.

a prosecutor standing in front of a criminal.

I’ve just heard that I’m ranty. I don’t disagree though it’s painful to hear.

Got to respect someone who starts DM chats in vanish mode.

I’m seeing NOFX for the last time tonight. Bittersweet.

Edmonton, don’t miss this.

obsession is great for romantic songs but terrible for romantic relationships.

Banff centre oughta call their writing groups something other than “colony.” I feel like I’m about to get fucking scalped.

Oh please, please show up at ABC on September 10th. She wil whoop his lying ass like a rented mule.

so shocked that team KKKanada soccer is full of cheaters and liars.

I just turned off Beetlejuice, one of my favorite movies, because I don’t ever want to look ar Alec Baldwin’s face ever again.

don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened.