@CliffPPhoto

Photographer, Videographer - Corporate, Weddings, Video, Intros & Outros https://xitter.cf/t.co/oCESUJzkjE… https://xitter.cf/t.co/Ua1mQUHuDG

 Midlands, UK
cliffparkerphotography.co.uk/
Joined November 2011
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When your wife tells you over dinner that the woman next to her on the sunbeds has a really hairy foofoo 😖🤮 #foofoo
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Got it! #eclipse
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When Mrs P asks me to cook a roast chicken for lunch - she forgets I used to be a Head Chef at an Italian restaurant...
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Wayne Rooney has just massively gone up in my estimation - well said!
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When my wife learns how to cook bolied eggs... @Dancingsar
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Well done #greece for not imposing the pathetic, pointless #EES on us holidaymakers!
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I know who gets my vote! @GreggsOfficial
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Thank you @GreggsOfficial for providing @Dancingsar & I with top quality nosh!!!
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Well done #Greece! Visited Poland a few weeks ago and the queueing for EES was horrendous, with even a passenger passing out because of the incredibly long queue!
Simon Calder@SimonCalderApr 18
EU entry-exit system: Greece goes its own way. The EES – fingerprints/facial biometrics taken from all "third-country nationals" – is supposed to operate at all Schengen area frontiers. But Greece has decided to drop the biometrics for UK passport holders. independent.co.uk/travel/new…

Greece goes its own way – and drops EU entry-exit biometrics for British travellers

The Man Who Pays His Way: Flying in or out of Corfu, Crete or Rhodes? No fingerprints necessary

independent.co.uk
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Thank you Mrs P @Dancingsar
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Very impressed with the speed with which my renewed passport has been done! Quite expensive, but well done @HM_Passport Less than a week from start to finish!
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When Mrs P says she's all 'sausaged out'?
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So love spraying Ralgex on Mrs P’s back…
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This was thought-provoking… #auschwitz #birkenau
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I cannot walk anymore. Mrs P has made me walk about 24 miles today…
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I need a seat & a beer!
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I feel truly lucky & honoured having such loyal & supportive friends. Money can’t buy this… #support #loyalty
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When people you thought were friends, stab you in the back…
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How appalling is the @NHSEngland ? I took half an hour off work to go for my #Covid & #Flu jab to find the pharmacy had run out of the flu vaccine & I wasn't eligible for the Covid jab. All this was in response to an email from the NHS telling me to go - what a waste of time!
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Help please @virginmedia - I had an email saying I had a free upgrade to a new box, but nothing seems to happen when I click the button?
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