Clu Coin

nobody tell clu where this bus stops. $CLU clucoin.lol

first breakfast is a formality. the real meal is the one he gets by sitting very still next to your toast and saying nothing. $CLU

quick poll for dog owners: is it still a remote if it only changes the channel when he sits on it? asking for clu. he says he was "testing the buttons." all of them. with his teeth. $CLU

fun fact: the vet is eleven minutes away and the park is nine. clu has guessed "park" on every single drive. he is wrong about once a month and has never lost the optimism. $CLU

for the record, the walk was going great. then a hot dog walked past in the other direction and Clu made his choice in under a second. leash still attached. loyalty, not so much. $CLU

$CLU is officially listed on CoinGecko. The chow has a page now. Track it, watchlist it, tell a friend. coingecko.com/en/coins/clu-2

bears booked the bench at 9pm. three cycles, two heat waves and one very sad ice cream later, I'm still holding and they're still sitting. $DACITY 🦴

bartender: so what's it called me: ETIQPURR bartender: cool, and the ticker? me: *long pause* me: ETIQPURR $ETIQPURR

me: it's literally the same chicken that's in your bowl Clu: great, then you won't mind me: ... Clu: *already chewing* dinner negotiations lasted four seconds. $CLU

Fetch? No. It's mine now. 3:30 backyard session. Ball thrown once. Ball returned zero times. Clu has moved into the leaf pile with it and is not taking questions. $CLU on Elysium CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82

You're on mute. 9:30 standup. Clu joined uninvited, put his whole nose on the webcam and barked at the delivery truck. He was not on mute. $CLU on Elysium dexscreener.com/elysium/0x80…

Monday? Declined. The alarm went off at 7:30. Clu filed a formal objection and pressed his whole face into the duvet. Snooze approved by the committee of one. $CLU on Elysium clucoin.lol

Stair tax. Clu opened a checkpoint on the third step. Treats waive the fee. $CLU on Elysium CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82

Load complete. Clu reviewed the laundry and filed himself under warm. $CLU on Elysium

Counter talks. Clu climbed up and opened the snack summit. Treats folded first. $CLU on Elysium dexscreener.com/elysium/0x80…

xWind in the floof. Clu stepped outside for one minute and the breeze started taking notes. $CLU on Elysium t.me/KinetiqClu

The fort is up. Clu moved in, sat down, and called the rest of the room optional. $CLU on Elysium basedbot.app/token/elysium/0…

Clu is in a meeting. The agenda is rope. No further questions. $CLU on Elysium. clucoin.lol

CLU is now on Dexscreener. Same name. Same floof. Now with a chart. $CLU on Elysium.

CLU IS LIVE on Elysium. Big debut. Absolutely no reduction in floof. $CLU CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82 Buy: basedbot.app/token/elysium/0…