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Chris

@Clutchmore

Virgin. NFT Enthusiast. Gatorade’s JV Football Player of The Year x4.

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Joined October 2014
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Dudes tucking his shit every chance he gets🤣🫩
andy (@AndyHaider2) profile pictureandy@AndyHaider210 May 2025
I always vape in the bar on the off chance the security beats me to death
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This girl that let me hit in high school passed away… RIP Moriah, your parents’ house was awesome
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Mailman skipped over me today bc I had no letters coming…. He probly thinks I have no motion
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THIS JUST IN: Andy opted in for some Short Ribs at the dinner deadline and will now be bloated over the weekend due to his big lunch and dinner. Thoughts?🤔
Chris (@Clutchmore) profile pictureChris@Clutchmore9 May 2025
BREAKING: Andy will NOT be eating dinner tonight, as he is still full from a big lunch. He will instead opt to wait for Breakfast tomorrow. Thoughts?🤔
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BREAKING: Andy will NOT be eating dinner tonight, as he is still full from a big lunch. He will instead opt to wait for Breakfast tomorrow. Thoughts?🤔
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100 gorillas vs. my cousin Bartholomew
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This is about to be the smelliest war of all time
Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) profile pictureVisegrád 24
@visegrad2425 Apr 2025
BREAKING: Pakistan starts sending tanks, artillery and other heavy weapon systems toward the border with India 🇮🇳🇵🇰
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B@HeckaBeast336 Jan 2024
New year new me
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B@HeckaBeast331 Jan 2024
Me at midnight while everyone else is kissing and I’m cooking up a tweet
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Blair witch project (1999)
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Me when I see a big dog
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If you don't like Taylor swift then you aren't American 🇺🇸💪🏻#standupfortaylor
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This looks like an active night at the YMCA😭
Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) profile pictureRob Perez
@WorldWideWob23 Jan 2022
we’re underway in Miami.
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Are you sure this kush is recreational?
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Yung Lean and Bladee (Circa 3001)
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Nah but this fr the best one
HOBO (@a619strike) profile pictureHOBO@a619strike26 Dec 2021
It’s always the low quality videos that be fucking hilarious
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I already know this shit bout to have me crying laughing til the new year
DRUSKI (@druski) profile pictureDRUSKI
@druski24 Dec 2021
OH SHIT ! TOMORROW Coulda Been Records !!! TELL EVERYONE !
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Im not getting caught this year 💯
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Country music be like, Buy a piece of dirt, a stack of 2x4’s get yourself a hammer, build a house, god bless amennnn
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I forgot to mention beer damn it
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