@CoMoutofcontext

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“Those are almonds, not castanets."
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“I’ve never been this attracted to a Swiss Roll.”
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“If I die, play a neopolitan for me.”
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“This chord is like a shark that’s too big.”
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"Being a music major is like putting a ball of tin foil in the microwave."
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“You’re not going to be learning how ultrasounds work in this class.”
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"Bach really died at a convenient time.”
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"The lyrics are 'Silent night, holy night', not 'holy s*** the low horns are so loud'.”
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“Wagner? I barely even know her.”
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“I don’t know what kind of bird sounds like a bass trombone, but I’d want to stay the hell away from it.”
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“I’m addicted to peppermint tea...at least it’s not cocaine!”
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“I honestly don’t remember what the concert order is, so just show up tonight and be surprised”
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“It’s like a barbershop quartet up in here!”
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"How can my nose run this much?! I know I wouldn't want to run that much!"
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“The theme of this class is Bearing The Pain.”
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"If i told you there was no mayonnaise in Ireland, what would you say to me?"
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"I'm sorry, but is that sound coming from Woodwind Methods or hell?"
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"There are some things you just don't do as a band director, and taking a dead rat out of a trombone is one of them."
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"It's a speed suggestion. I don't like the word limit."
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