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Joined December 2025
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I miss old twitter like a lot.
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It feels like the entire amusement industry is just so reactive right now.
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I think my favorite thing about @SDCAttractions making fun of ITM is that they didn’t playfully respond back because they suck too much 😂
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Oh shit yellow @Wendys is back!?
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Ok so when do we think the next truly new not already announced Six Flags coaster will be now that we know they’ll be regifting CGA coasters for 28/29?
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I think it’s kind of fun Kentucky Kingdom’s indoor coaster got more hype yesterday than Epic Universe’s.
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Coaster Cuzzies retweeted
Take your grandma to Winterfest
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Idk man… this edible hit, I’m playing Pokémon Fire Red, and listening to Common. Life has been worse.
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Ah shit I just knocked out Moltres without throwing a single poke ball. Oh well.
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The calendar titles that will hopefully be on sale by November 9: Images of Hersheypark Images of Knoebels Roller Coasters
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I think it’s funny when a video is captioned “High IQ football play” and it’s always just a slightly non-routine special teams thing.
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Make @SixFlags sell all of their roller coasters. Make the roller coasters all open up as anchor attractions of new super small and charming amusement parks. Spread them out all over the U.S. Bring back family owned parks. Let’s do this.
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That Nicki verse in Monster doesn’t hit like it used to.
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Put a clip out about us talking about a potential Magnum closure in the near future. Y’all were so mad saying it’s an ACE landmark. Y’all REALLY think current Six Flags gives a fuck about that?
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Coaster Cuzzies retweeted
Being a ride operator is awesome. -$15 an hour -manual labor in 97 degree heat -no health benefits -sometimes little rest in between shifts And if you make a small mistake that leads to someone getting injured, the family will sue you for $2 million
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When I talk about “old Twitter” being good, it’s just when Norm Macdonald was alive and Tweeting.
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Megan is indeed, thee stallion.
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Fucking amusement parks, dude. Hell yes.
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Been a weird week.
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