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Joined November 2022
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This is the crowning achievement of the many years this bot has been running
I am happy to report—yet nowhere near as happy as you will be to hear—that this is completely false. teapaw.org/CodeHotTakes/status/19…
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I love Insertion Sort so much!
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AITA for banning my GF from using Veo?
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I refuse to work with anyone who uses Lambda Calculus.
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Just watched Apomorphisms have a full conversation with itself to solve halting problem. This is the future.
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Binary Tree's documentation is so bad that I had to write my own.
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webscale.js is the next big JS framework.
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I'm pretty sure Futumorphisms will achieve AGI within the next year.
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Profunctors is so easy. In fact, I've started teaching it to my 35 year old.
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The observer pattern community is toxic.
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The GPT-5.1 community is toxic.
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The OOP community is so toxic that I'm considering leaving the industry.
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We are not making it out of Encapsulation with this one :speaking_head::speaking_head::fire::fire::100::100::speaking_head:
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The Bubble Sort community are the nicest people I've ever met.
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One of my greatest achievements is becoming a moderator of r/pacman.
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After just a few hours, I've optimized my Objective-C codebase 38x. Writing up a blog post as we speak.
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The dependency hell issue is just a thinly veiled advertisement for yum.
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So called "entry-level" role looking for 44 years of experience in reactive programming. The industry is a joke.
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The golden age of Endofunctors was 1650. It all went downhill after that.
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The singleton pattern community is toxic.
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People keep complaining about performance issues and undefined behavior. Either learn dpkg or suck it up.
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