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Rutherford, NJ
Joined February 2020
so uhhh🤭
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The eyes are the windows to the soul. The ears are the door to the brain. The nose is the… the vacuum to the… lungs? And your butthole is the channel to the ocean. Follow me for more poems.
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for anyone who said “should I watch euphoria for Austin” NO. save yourself! just watch this
AUSTIN ABRAMS EUPHORIA SCENES FOR ANYONE WHO GIVES A FUCK part 1
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i still don’t know how she got famous and formed a cult with this dance moves-
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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I haven’t stopped laughing all month between Loozecannon and these Halloween serial killers 🤣😭✌🏾
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oh wow okay natasha romanoff.
China police are on another level man
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She really do say that, if she fuck up a word it’s like the adlib on autopilot. 😭😭😭
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el mejor personaje jamás creado si no está en el reboot que no se molesten ni en grabar
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there are tears streaming down my face omg
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she was not playing about him that day
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Anne is LEGITIMATELY concerned oh girl!
DAKOTA GET OUT OF THERE
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"are you jealous?" "no" "ilya i'm gay" "you're not so gay you can fck rose landry" 😭😭😭
when a gay ship has a good jealousy scene
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she’s right
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i think about this tweet at least once a day. they pissed him off so bad 😭
TOFURKY? How about you TOFUCK yourself?
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“You’re not my father” Pennywise pretending to be hurt by that before saying “I ate him 😃”…..he’s such an asshole 😭
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she really is cersei in another universe
just tried to explain to my friend who didn’t watch glee that she was throwing this tantrum because principal figgins wouldn’t let her put brittany inside of a cannon and send her flying through the air
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the way janelle interrupted the interviewer and defended connor without hesitation was so comforting to him. she’s a queen indeed.
Janelle James being so sweet about Connor Storrie and reminiscing about presenting the nominations together at this year’s Actor Awards on the new episode of 'Shut Up Evan'. 🥹
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QUINN IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL
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wonder man and born again both got canceled for this shit
Amit Cohen and Ron Leshem are writing Marvel's new spy thriller TV series ‘ZODIAC’. Lesham was the creator of the original Israeli ‘Euphoria’ series, they have also created various Israeli shows together. (Source: Deadline)
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So Shawn purposefully chose a age gap script, where he eats pussy and they fuck raw that's amazing
so apparently the celebrities get to choose the scripts… wilson you dirty dog holy shit
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