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My opinions are my own, your opinions are yours. Under 18, be smart or move along. I tweet about my ships, marketing, chickens and Jesus. Unhinged tweets too.🦋

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Joined May 2022
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Oh he is so midwestern... That is a classic "don't talk to me just because you need something, instead talk to me because you care about me" language. Amazing.
“I reach out to actors if I’ve seen something that they're in that I think is great, even if maybe they made it 10 years ago.” […] “Not just actors, I reach out to artists too. Ralph Steadman, I've reached out to him and went to his house. I try to do that as much as possible”👀
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I asked Grok to redesign this room based on my tweets for giggles. Y'all it gave me Warrior Nun Jedi artwork. @simondavisbarry
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This is an outstanding peice of visual data. The format is common, but this image tells an impressive story with just one change.
Don't cheat on your wife.
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She has a chance to do the funniest thing
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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*deep breath* deviantart, napster, ytmnd, geocities, og hot topic, wishbone, immeritus (iykyk), asl at 10yo, programming our homemade pc to have personalized fonts for every icon, dial up clear purple phone and game boy era millenial
HOW DO I EXPLAIN that I'm a "TRL, AIM, MySpace Top 8, Limewire, Limited Too" Millennial and not a "iCarly, Twilight, Silly Bandz, Wizards of Waverly Place" Millennial.
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This ad has been in my brain for decades. And it still is one of the best copy ads.
Jon Hamm is in the mix to potentially play James Bond.
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I nuked my fb, ig, linked in, family obit mentions, and the majority of those scammy "whois" sites wih take-down requests. You will only find me in fandom spaces henceforth bye, felicia
The millennial urge to delete your online presence and get a Nokia brick.
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that's no moon
BREAKING: A robot developed by Caltech and funded by DARPA has successfully built part of a structure in orbit without astronauts, marking what researchers describe as the first autonomous construction of a structure in space. The experiment, called ASTRA, uses a robotic arm to retrieve individual structural tubes and connecting joints, then assemble them into sections of a larger framework directly in orbit. Launched aboard a SpaceX Falcon 9 in March, the system has spent approximately six months in space testing the technology. The robot successfully constructed a new section of a truss structure, demonstrating that spacecraft could eventually assemble large structures from smaller components rather than launching them fully assembled. The experiment is part of DARPA's NOM4D program, which aims to enable construction of enormous structures in orbit, potentially hundreds of meters or even kilometers across. Potential applications include: > Giant space telescopes > Large satellite communications antennas > Orbital solar power stations >Future space infrastructure too large to fit inside conventional rockets The demonstration did not complete the full planned antenna, but establishes an important proof of concept for autonomous orbital construction. The technology could eventually allow the size of structures built in space to exceed the physical limits of the rockets used to launch their components. Link to official report submitted by Caltech: sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
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"Nope, but I wish them the best." 💅
Replying to @adamdrivercentl
“it’s either a fuck yeah or a no”
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My alltime fav bond film
‘Skyfall’ was released 14 years ago today.
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"Bond is not a hero, nor is he depicted as being very likable or admirable. He is a Secret Service Agent. He’s not a bad man, but he is ruthless and self-indulgent. He enjoys the fight - he also enjoys the prizes. In fiction people used to have blood in their veins. Nowadays they have pond water. My books are just out of step. But then so are all the people who read them". ~ Ian Fleming (1908-1964)
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Make her M.
Senator Mon Mothma had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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It's so good! Def fits the fake dating trope so welll
just watched this after seeing someone say this is an underrated romcom and can confirm it is in fact an underrated romcom
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GLORIOUS OPTION
Senator Mon Mothma had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Kidding aside, please do the right thing and cast Genevieve O’Reilly as M
Senator Mon Mothma had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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BALDO REN I LOVE YOUUUUU
cocktail man hyping up his bodyguard lmao
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“how did you survive it?” I didn’t. I’m somebody else now
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“abs or biceps?” yearning eyes.
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meanwhile my husband walked past a large piece of furniture i moved and asked me where it went
Science: Spouses match on IQ twice as much as on height or weight. aka: people marry their intellectual equals. After getting rich: Actually...
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