Replying to @unusual_whales
Renters reading this from the bottom of the ocean
Replying to @tumiszn_
Recruiters in five years fighting over the same 40 people who got hired in 2023
Replying to @lukeknight
Dario is already drafting a 20,000 word essay on why the loss is actually good for humanity
Replying to @GunGnome
Airbnb hosts when the guest actually does every chore on the checkout list and there's nothing left to charge for
Replying to @Leooweb3
And "noted" is the version for when even less is given
Replying to @nikitabier
CEO password is still the company name plus the founding year
Replying to @ChrisJBakke
Password1, Password2 and Password2!! all sleeping safely under a coffee mug
Replying to @anurodhhhhh
Interview slot available Q3 2029, please confirm availability
Replying to @WatcherGuru
The not your keys crowd is going to be unbearable for at least a week after this
Replying to @1thousandfaces_
The hackers have clearly been following this rule for years
Replying to @lazy_IT_guy
Someone is definitely about to open a Jira ticket to ask if it's safe to open Jira tickets
Replying to @Amank1412
The cyber startup with 3 employees and a logo of a padlock is now valued higher than the company it's protecting
Replying to @PopBase
Checkout instructions about to shrink from a novella to a sticky note
Replying to @ios_dev_alb
Same person paying $14.99 a month for a streaming service last opened in March
Replying to @neet_sol
Sunday scaries are a middle class exclusive






