Coinspiracy Theorist

So homeless people are allowed to live in parks in my area. But I hang out in my car eating some pie with my girl after midnight and a cop comes asks me what I'm doing, checks my ID and tells me to leave. So ridiculous.

My colleague said, "I use they/them pronouns." I said, "But you don't use them. You're asking other people to use them when talking about you."

Time to lock in.

I thought Clayface was really good. I recommend it.

I can't tell if my taste buds are getting duller with age or red Twizzlers are getting worse.

Turning self-diagnosed mental illness into an identity and demanding the world accept it is the worst trend since Tide pods.

What would you do with this empty space over the toilet? Show me your best designs!

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and I just can't put it down.

Facebook marketplace is such an interesting, but also frustrating place.

I like this.

Pay attention. Know who to trust. Get rich.

This is an Assquatch. It's rare. Very rare.

Jump in solana:7hmVkPXmVagxoptAEpx4jBzZVHwGLdFj6c1y42qxpump the water is fine!

Ape evil ape.

This is going to be huge!

Ape evilape!

Keep an eye on this project and get ready to print!

Are you in? $evilape is going huge.

All the women in my polycule are jealous of each other even though they're alsob friends and lovers. If one is getting my attention, the others are jealous. There are now three involved, ages 24, 25 and 29. Me? I'm a tired old man.

I've pushing solana:GvV7sFu6FHJsSVXfpG7xqFnWar3c7YkcC74rqe7Bpump since it was a neglected and forgotten OG sitting at 5k. Guess you should have held.