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Northeastern Rube

@ColaWarsVeteran

aspiring adult

 Maine
Joined October 2012
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My neighbor is about 50/50 adjusting to suburban american life
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Losing it@prophethusband29 Oct 2019
netflix is a website that produces things to be on in the background while you’re on your phone trying to get your rowdy groupchat to stop calling you Mr Gay
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Don Hughes@getfiscal16 Feb 2018
me (after reading millions of tweets by anime communists on here): these people should be in charge of all the airports and hospitals and such.
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The duality of man
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capitalism liker@HumanPog14 Jul 2017
on the original recording of nirvana unplugged you can hear a guy in the front row say "one day we are all going to have computer phones"
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Snooby@DoBiddley1Oct 26
Working on some inventions like coffee that only gets hotter, a toothpick that gets way too hot when you put it in your mouth, shoes that burn your feet, sentient fire that hates humans
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I can’t believe the quarterback I once loved so much turned out to be a disgusting pedophile
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
@MLFootballOct 25
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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Wow it’s been 10 yrs since this gem
Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) profile pictureHillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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matt@mattybtweets69Sep 1
True crime podcast about petty crimes, misdemeanors, shoplifting, etc.
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23 years ago today Elliott Smith got murdered by his girlfriend
lexaprofessional (@queasy_f_bby) profile picturelexaprofessional@queasy_f_bby26 Jun 2021
everyone has that “who stabs themself to death? nobody.” conversation about elliott smith
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What am I even doing with my life?
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matt@mattybtweets693 Jun 2024
Don’t kill yourself. Think of how many great purchases you have ahead of you.
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Just went to speed dating for the first time….yeah i’m gunna die alone
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Losing it@prophethusband9 Oct 2022
Sober people are addicted to having hobbies
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matt@mattybtweets6929 Nov 2025
They call the song Don’t Fear The Reaper but then they go and add that scary part in the middle
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[weatherman who is insecure about his dick]: we’re looking at about 4.5-5 inches of rain this week, which is more than enough to get the job done by the way... to some that might even feel like a lot of rain, depending on how they’re built...
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In a world full of plape, don’t be tane
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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakJan 12
Before cell phones if you were bored in public you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over
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lexaprofessional@queasy_f_bby10 Jul 2024
I bet it feels so good to crash your car into a building
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matt@mattybtweets69Aug 3
Urologists really went to school and majored in penis
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