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Premier League officials should just tell us what we did to them. How was this even a penalty? 😂 #SUNCHE
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Barcelona are thousands of miles away from winning the Champions League. As long as it's Hansi Flick that's behind the wheel, it will not happen any time soon I don't even understand how Villa allowed themselves to lose to this Hansi Flick nonsense. #AtletiBarca
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See choppings way aston villa just spoil for us Kaiiiiii I don’t like what i hate joor
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Chelsea lost. Liverpool won. Manchester United escaped with a draw. And now Barcelona have completed a comeback against Atlético Madrid. Meanwhile, I actually went to church today and prayed against all these results. 😭 #ATMBAR
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Raphinha is quietly dropping a stinker. I'm watching you closely, by the way.
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🚨 Former Premier League referee and ex-PGMOL chief Keith Hackett says Sunderland's penalty against Chelsea should have never been awarded: “In my opinion, VAR should have intervened. The replay shows the Sunderland player holding his opponent's shirt and dragging him to the ground. The Sunderland player was the offender, so it should never have been a penalty.”
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Chelsea lost. Liverpool won. Manchester United escaped with a draw. And now Barcelona have completed a comeback against Atlético Madrid. Meanwhile, I actually went to church today and prayed against all these results. 😭 #ATMBAR
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As a manchester united fan, if you were left in a room with both of them. What would you do ?
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AT HOME TO A CLUB THAT WAS DESTROYED BY SMALL CLUB LIKE BARCELONA, YET YOU COULD NOT WIN. AT THIS POINT GIVE ME IPSWICH OR I RETIRE.
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SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE WENT FROM THESE LEGENDS TO THE CRUMBS WE HAVE NOW AS DEFENDERS.... FOOTBALL IS FUNNY😭😭😭
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I've already suffered one unsuccessful hate-watch courtesy of Aston Villa today. Atletico Madrid, I hope you're not planning to give me a second one. Please, let my hatred for Barcelona be rewarded tonight. 🥺🙏🏾
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If Amad can become a pro player, we all have hope guys.
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Maybe Messi might need to give lamine yamal another shower 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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🔴 Apart from the narrow wins Manchester City and Arsenal had against Liverpool, is there any other club you genuinely think can stop Liverpool from winning the league? I'm curious. 👀
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How did Arsenal manage to stop these beasts from scoring one goal?😳
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The level at which Pedri performs makes me question why people compare him with Bellingham. There's no way Barcelona would have survived this first half without Pedri in that Midfield.
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At this point I must give Fermin his flowers. His work rate and goal scoring abilities is really something else I've not been someone to hype him but this time I'll give him that. We still have this second half to finish the job.
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🚨 BARCELONA have won 13 of their 15 games this season. Their only two defeats came against BIG teams. "GIVE US ELCHE OR WE RETIRE..." 😭
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Barcelona will not win Atletico Madrid! Barcelona will not win Atletico Madrid Barcelona will not win Atletico Madrid! It’s either a draw or atletico will win……#ATMBAR
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Newcastle really scammed us with Anthony Gordon. All he does is pass backwards. He can't defend, can't score, can't create chances. The only thing he knows how to do is run around with those useless legs. Why did we even buy him in the first place? Maybe we should have just kept lazy Rashford instead.
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