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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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Everyone in this world will eventually have their head turned into a human basketball 🏀
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Im a born loser.
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Knew this kid was special when I picked him. Greatest 5-3 Mixed Martial Artist of all time he's actually sick
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Together we are UFC
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None are more honest, industrious, gritty, dedicated, hard working or beautiful than The Train. Love this guy till the end of my days. Mythical performance up there with Noche Elliott
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The best boxers in the world have Thomas Petersen posters hung up in their bedrooms
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Murtazali Magomedov just proved that some men were born to be unbeaten. Right at the buzzer he secures the round and his undefeated status. Never stopped fighting. Will never pick against him ever. Even if he was to fight Volkanovski in 45 minutes. #UFCVegas124
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Lol
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King rango will end this race war♥️♥️
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My pal Rango watched this individual lose a round to a full time poker player and thought he had a future 😔 😭
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
Bashi sounds like a woman
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Faceplant KO at Big Dawg Bare Knuckle Boxing 8 in the USA
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The face of a trash bum in the UFC. Safe to say this bum won't be in the ufc by 2028
My idol Mantas Kondratavičius just got disrespected in a pocket brawl by Andre Petroski then gave up to strikes. My idol would not survive in nature against Andre Petroski. I am a bum and a complete loser.
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
Love when this loser is sad. I live for it.
Mantas KO1 or Rango is sad
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Wow! @ColdedRango just got fraud checked
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My idol Mantas Kondratavičius just got disrespected in a pocket brawl by Andre Petroski then gave up to strikes. My idol would not survive in nature against Andre Petroski. I am a bum and a complete loser.
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We suck 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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