God bless poor old Honest Bob, I remember the days when you done all you could to ensure people like me had to pay to make our homes safe…now everyone else thinks your a bit of a whopper as well @RobertJenrick @reformparty_uk what a shower of fools you all are!
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No plastic flags, no free scarves on every seat, no tifo bullshit, just authentic and real.
We are Liverpool, Nobody does it better.
Don’t really use this platform much, other than to promote my comedy nights. I’ve been on here for the past few days and Jesus! Everyone is so angry all the time!
Calm down lads, pop the kettle on and take a sec!
The Internet is a really angry place at the moment, loads of people with absolutely no idea what they’re talking about, sharing facts that they seem to have pulled out of their arses.
So, here’s a picture of Roland from Grange Hill eating a packet of crisps to cheer everyone up
Join us at @DcblStadium this Friday with the amazing Stephen Bailey
💥 Stephen has made not one, but two appearances on Live At The Apollo, including one as host
🎭 It’s going to be an absolutely incredible night that you won’t want to miss
💻 Click: tr.ee/TTATX07S_8
Personally I’m not against paying more tax, if the money is used wisely and not handed out to the governments chums, like all those dodgy PPE deals. Only issue at the moment is, I can’t afford to pay extra as the @Conservatives doubled my mortgage in 2022!
I’m not a fan of @reformparty_uk but publishing their Manifesto on Netflix is pretty innovative! 🤓
Heard parents of Private School Kids moaning on LBC earlier, saying they’ll have to “make sacrifices” to keep their kids in Private Schools if Labour get in. Just cancel your Netflix & stop buying lattes, dead easy! People can actually buy houses doing that!
😂😂😂
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Have you got your tickets for the next comedy night at @HelsbySports yet?
We’ve got the amazing @robrouse @katetracey1 & Roger Monkhouse + resident compere @ColinHavey for just £14 at ticket
There’s 3 ways to buy:
At the bar
Txt 07740600077
Click: jokepit.com/e/11936
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Thanks to @ColinHavey for putting together another excellent @The_giggleshack at @HelsbySports last night with @HarrietDyerCom, @StephenCookson6 & @PatrickJMonahan providing the laughs. 😁😂👏👏👏Support live #Theatre and #Comedy if you can. #SupportTheArts #UseItOrLoseIt
Can’t wait for this one, three absolutely top class acts on one bill!
For £14?!?
Get involved
The Giggle Shack @ Helsby Sports Club
Fri 7th Jun 8pm
@helsbyrugby #Frodsham #UKcomedy
@The_giggleshack
LINE-UP
@robrouse
Katie Tracey
Roger Monkhouse
@ColinHavey (Compere)
TIX
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#JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS
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Thanks to @ColinHavey, @JonCapewell_, L J Francis & @BeffernieBlack for another hilarious @The_giggleshack at The Goshawk tonight. (And the food was lovely, too.) 😂😂👏👏👏 Tickets booked for the next 'Shack at @HelsbySports on April 12th. #Comedy
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How many award winners can you fit onto a stage at @HelsbySports?
Well this Friday, the answer is FOUR!
🏆Award Winning @ColinHavey presents:
🥇Patrick Monahan
🏆 Harriet Dyer
🏅 Stephen Cookson
📱Txt 07740600077 or call the club on 01928643030 to reserve tickets – at Helsby, England
Colin Havey retweeted
Saturday Night Live @ Society
Sat 23rd Mar 8pm
@Society__Ltd #Runcorn #UKcomedy
@The_giggleshack
LINE-UP
@stephencomedy
@HarrietDyerCom
@PeteOtway
@ColinHavey (Compere)
TIX
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Under extreme pressure, Luke Littler can figure out how many points he’s got left in seconds, I go to pieces trying to count out the right money in the chippy!
As happy as Luke Littlers mates will be for him, they’ll be absolutely gutted that they can’t send him into the offy to buy their ale anymore…#wdcdarts @SkySportsDarts
Isn’t lovely seeing all the Right Wing Snowflakes like @piersmorgan being upset over the winner of a fun sports competition.
He really needs to man up and stop being so woke




















