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Wiring myself up to a 240V outlet with a timer set to turn it on at 3:00 PM Tomorrow. Only thing that can disable it is an Adam Schefter tweet containing the words “Vikings” “trade for” and “Quarterback.”
Ball (my life) is in your court
I’m actually going to fucking kill myself and it’s your fault @Vikings
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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There's a measles outbreak because you fuck sticks let millions of 3rd world street shitters into the country
Haven’t used the phrase “getting Indian drunk” in too long. Need to mix it back into the rotation
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