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Joined November 2011
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You know I'm not drinking anymore... but I sure ain't drinking any less
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Wiring myself up to a 240V outlet with a timer set to turn it on at 3:00 PM Tomorrow. Only thing that can disable it is an Adam Schefter tweet containing the words “Vikings” “trade for” and “Quarterback.” Ball (my life) is in your court
I’m actually going to fucking kill myself and it’s your fault @Vikings
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Benjamin Netanyahu if you can see this, Kevin O’Connell is close to developing a nuclear weapon
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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Your boy coming back from the handicapped stall at the bar
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Carson wentz was the prince promised
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Benjamin Netanyahu if you can hear this Jordan love is close to developing a nuclear weapon
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Kyler Murray legacy game inbound
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Boots on the ground in Floyd’s town, asking Mr Netanyahu for a big Vikings dub today
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Traction control is the gayest thing ever created
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Wish I was at rib fest balls deep in ribs and beer but instead I’m here having a lil spray day
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North Dakota would be a nice place to live if the wind didn’t blow 30 mph 200 days a year
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I am a sucker for 25oz can of chelas at gas stations
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Hoping a couple of 25oz modelo cheladas will fix me right up
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Kwesi is so bagged
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The couple tall beers I had before going Christmas shopping with my wife was not near enough
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There's a measles outbreak because you fuck sticks let millions of 3rd world street shitters into the country
We’re experiencing the worst measles outbreak in years. And it’s in no small part because Sec. Kennedy is casting doubt on vaccines. This kind of reckless rhetoric has consequences. Especially when it’s coming from the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
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Haven’t used the phrase “getting Indian drunk” in too long. Need to mix it back into the rotation
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