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It doesn't seem to matter what evidence you show people. If it makes them feel unsafe about what they think they know, They'll deny it.

Glasgow born, Irish/Scot roots
Joined February 2017
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Created in fire, sculpted by ice - SCOTLAND . Part fifteen . Safer on the water. . Crannogs are ancient lake‑dwellings built as artificial islands, usually formed from a timber platform supporting a large wooden roundhouse. They were connected to the shore by timber gangways or stone causeways. The reasons for choosing to live on the water are not entirely clear, but such homes would have been easier to defend against small raiding parties. The remains of crannogs are found across many parts of Scotland — especially in the south‑west, the central Highlands, and the Western Isles. Because many have been submerged, they preserve organic materials that normally decay on dry land. Waterlogged conditions allow wood, leather, seeds, nuts, and straw to survive in excellent condition, offering rare insights into prehistoric life. Excavations have uncovered wooden bowls, cups, and other artefacts that reveal the skill of early woodworkers. Numerous crannogs lie close to the shore along both sides of Loch Tay. Their number and spacing suggest that each may have formed the centre of an Iron Age farm. The inhabitants likely grew crops along the lochside and kept cattle and sheep on the steep slopes above. As with later communities, they probably moved their livestock to higher summer pastures and sheltered them near the farm in winter. To maintain a steady supply of timber for building and repairs, crannog dwellers carefully managed the limited woodland in the valley through planting and coppicing. Beyond the cultivated fields, they gathered wild foods and medicines and traded with neighbouring communities. At the point where the River Tay leaves the loch, several man‑made islands once stood. A reconstruction at Kenmore, based on the 2,500‑year‑old Oakbank Crannog near Fearnan, shows what life may have been like. Underwater archaeology carried out since 1980 has helped create a dwelling suitable for an extended family of fifteen to twenty people. The reconstructed crannog is circular, built on stilts driven deep into the loch bed. Its steeply pitched thatch roof, made from Tay reeds, sheds rain and snow effectively. The floor consists of slim logs covered with bracken or ferns. Oak and alder were used in the structure, and a wattle wall of hazel rods lets in light while keeping out the worst of the weather. A flat‑stone hearth sits at the centre, and the high ceiling prevents smoke from becoming overwhelming. In ancient times, keeping the fire constantly burning was essential. Crannog families likely gathered around it to share stories and music. Storage spaces built into the walls held provisions for winter. Archaeological evidence paints a picture of capable, organised people — not the “savages” of old stereotypes. They kept cattle, sheep, and pigs, and protected themselves from thieves who might target livestock or even abduct a family member. Finds such as a wooden plough, barley, and two types of wheat show they were successful farmers. Their diet included lamb, beef, boar, fish, cheese, hazelnuts, nettles, sorrel, wild cabbages, and various fruits. Wooden bowls and plates were common, as suitable clay for pottery was scarce. They wove fine woollen textiles and made leather goods such as shoes and bags. Jewellery and polished stone beads were also produced. Transport was mainly by water, as there were no roads; a 30‑foot wooden boat discovered in the loch may have served as an early ferry. Visitors to the Scottish Crannog Centre at Kenmore can try ancient crafts such as fire‑making, stone drilling, wool‑spinning, and early lathe work.
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Amy Winehouse and the coconut vendor she saved in Saint Lucia. In 2009, during a long stay on the Caribbean island of Saint Lucia, Amy Winehouse ran into Julian Jean-Baptiste on the beach, a 45-year-old coconut vendor who earned barely one pound a day. The man was suffering from a severe, life-threatening hernia, with no financial means to pay for the surgery he needed. Amy, without making a public fuss about the gesture, sent her bodyguard with the money to cover the medical expenses, which totaled over 4,000 pounds. Julian underwent surgery on July 1, 2009, and later said that the procedure literally saved his life, something he otherwise would never have been able to afford. After the successful surgery, Amy continued to check on his condition regularly. When he tried to thank her and return the favor in some way, she flatly refused, responding with a simple smile that no thanks were necessary.
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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 The Ali G movie is so bad that it’s been REMOVED from cinemas after its FIRST week and dumped on streaming platforms. *Israel lobbyist* Sacha Cohen-baron is a litigious hypersensitive Jewish Zionist who literally runs a censorship organisation named “stop hate for profit” to shut down jokes about Israel… yet he makes hate movies about other people (that conveniently serve Israeli foreign policy)… Hypocrite, scumbag and fraud.
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The UK has given twenty five thousand million of your pounds to a drug addict while you all sit at home scared to put the heating on. #thatisall
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The Castlemilk lads. The first image of three young boys was taken by Oscar Marzaroli in 1963 and was used by Scottish band Deacon Blue as a cover for Chocolate Girl.  In 2012, 49 years later, the same image was captured of the boys by photographer Robert Perry.
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*sips coffee* Fascinating.
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Taking candy from a baby
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Cheaper gherkins you say? #Budget
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I have kept this story bottled up in me for a couple of years, and I will not rest until I have told it, Paul Hutcheon, the political editor of the Daily Record, was given the addresses of certain individuals who had joined the then Alba Party. One guy in particular was an ex-SNP member who became an online critic of them, but because of circumstances, his address was private, although the SNP knew the address. One day there was a knock on his door and when he answered, a young woman claiming to be a crime reporter for the Record asked him to comment on an incident from 1967 for which he was imprisoned keeping in mind this was 2024! He left Scotland in 1974 eventually joining the Foreign Legion and returned in 1983, hoping to start a new life. To sum up this story the SNP had contacted Hutcheon, who then proceeded to headline anyone with a ''skeleton'' in the cupboard and use it to attack the Alba Party. Hutcheon was confronted with this guy on the phone through Messenger when Hutcheon agreed, under threat of being sued if he ran the story, to withdraw it from the next day's headline. Although he had headlined another guy the previous week, it was the rancid, corrupt SNP who wanted to attack the Alba Party Hutcheon was complicit in the attack on the Alba Party because the SNP was donating funds to the Daily Record at that time.
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Everything they do is to demoralise you before they replace you. Call this shite out. Scots are White 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
'Miss Africa Scotland' What are we even doing here?
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She lives here? Scottish. I’m fed up of a tiny minority gatekeeping Nationality. It’s a waste of time, energy and just makes you look like a twat.
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There is no black history in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 none ! Now fuck off !
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Does anybody still believe we live in a representative democracy? Anyone?
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Maybe you missed this comment... see attached. However, I strongly object to being referred to as a 'blood & soil nationalist'. Until Scotland regains her independence I will continue to fight for the right of SCOTS alone to decide our constitutional future.
Replying to @ColonyScotland
Of course everyone wishes they were Scots, but being BORN in Scotland is the only criteria for being Scots. Some might also say that having one or more parent born in Scotland qualifies too.
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Romanian gypsies on their way to steal the copper at the train station
Extremist Ben-Gvir and his family arrive to vote.
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Completely barbaric
Israeli forces blow up a Palestinian home flying the Palestinian flag in the town of Beta, south of Nablus, West Bank.
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Holy fuck 😂 dress them in tartan and they become Scottish Africans noo Fuckin lol 🫵🏻
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All of your education of Adolf Hitler came from jewish propaganda.
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Agnes Reston (nee Harkness, 1771 – 24 December 1856) was a Scottish wartime nurse during the Peninsular War. She has become known as the Heroine of Matagorda, for her outstanding bravery in an early phase of the Siege of Cádiz.
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