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Hate my tweet? I’ll probably like yours—I have opinions & beliefs, & expect you do too. Chances are, I’m joking anyway.

Joined September 2010
I don’t get what @utahjazz fans problem was with game 2. Best Jazz game of my life! Also, #GoUtes – at Layton, UT
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Devon Dampier had a successful time in the mountains yesterday. I know lifelong hunters who have yet to get cougar.
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Kyle Whittingham & Jason Beck have my Complete & Total Endorsement!
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Bear is a baller! As an Utah fan I gained a ton of respect. Utah shut down the run and he stood in the pocket and took hit after hit without taking a sack.
RE: Bear Bachmeier’s Performance Today I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna crap on a young man because he had an off day and as a result my ego and pride might be a little hurt because the team I cheer for lost to their in state rival. Cmon people. What are we doing?
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Wouldn’t suppose me if Bear goes 3-1 vs Utah.
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What’s the Bachmeier family dinner dress code tonight?
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Could be the photo of the season in CFB 👀
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Holy War should be at 10 every year. So nice to have the rest of the day to just chill.
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Utah playing as bad as they’ve played all season and down by 6. Crazy
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14-0. The most dangerous position for Utah to be in. IYKYK. And we ALL know.
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Hire that dude on the right. He’s into it!
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What will B12 refs be corrected for in the BYU v Utah game?
Big 12 statement on incorrect officials call in BYU-Arizona State game
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Maybe Satterfield should’ve worried about Utah more and celebrated less. 😂
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Utah with a pick 6 for 23 straight years. #Pick6U
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Par McAfee is so brave going on TV a week after someone said “I love you but keep your shirt on” @PatMcAfeeShow
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Does anyone know who the @utahjazz are tanking for this year? 😂
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Pat McAfee returning to Salt Lake City for college gameday. #collegegameday #PatMcAfee #PatMcAfeeShow #popemobile #safetyfirst #ESPN
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Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
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Every CFB fan should hate Tech for what they did to Mike Leach. Not hard to see why/how it happened with guys like @CodyC64 around.
Replying to @BTRiker03
How about “for the sake of the program”, everybody @TexasTech stops talking and doing interviews on @DoubleT973? @robertgio, let’s discuss.
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A U of U social media intern absolutely wrecked @PatMcAfeeShow by posting a clip of someone calling him corny. 😂 And he still hasn’t recovered.
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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If you name it “Affordable” you can charge as much as you want. #AffordableCare #ObamaCare
Health insurance is a massive scam and you will never convince me otherwise. We were paying over $3,000/mo for a family of 4. They raised it literally double digit %’s every year without improving the service. I finally quit and went with a health share provider. It cost us $590/mo and I finally had to use it when I ruptured my Achilles. The process is just as painful than traditional health insurance but at least I paid far less. Pathetic how broken this system is.
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