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Colton King

@ColtonKing_

Ima BEAST!

Joined October 2012
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To me, drink responsibly means don't spill it.
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3 things you don't do to a country boy: Spill my beer, mess with my girl, or take away my guns.
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The 2nd Amendment. America's original homeland security.
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Are you a magician? Cause abracadayum.
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Are you made of snow? Cause I'd plow you any day.
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Baby you can call me Nemo, cause I’m never afraid to touch the butt.
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You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
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Forget your worries. Just crack a cold one.
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lauren@laurnicolehayes22 Jan 2013
Replying to @ColtonKing_
@ColtonKing_ MHHM YEAH LAUREN KNOWS WUSSUP 😏
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Sarcasm!
@DamnHiIarious17 Jan 2013
RETWEET and see what happens! ██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████
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DO NOT RETWEET THIS..... Unless you are a sexy beast.
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We grow the food and brew the brew. Without country boys what would we do? Yee Yee!
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Sunday funday = kill the buckday
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Lynds@lyndseymach10 Nov 2012
A&M 👍 #gigem
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LaQueefa™@ItsLaQueefa5 Nov 2012
Twerkin for chocolate bars
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Bri Bri@TexasDiva4567 Nov 2012
If you only knew how much you were on my mind😌 #wishfulthinking
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Why they even say 'trick or treat'? Don't be dumb. Go for the treat tonight and hope its either beer, dip, or a woman.
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Guff@guff30 Oct 2012
If my jokes offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy.
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The city boy FFA is Future Fat American Idols addicts. Country boy for life. Yee freakin Yee!
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Guff@guff28 Oct 2012
You can call me "the fireman" ...... Mainly because I turn the hoes on
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