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the Giants will win the NFC East and immediately get belt to ass in the playoffs, they’re just not good enough
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a litmus test for anyone who wants to work on a 2028 presidential campaign is to play at least two hours of GTA VI, you want to understand the zeitgeist of the country, this will be the biggest entertainment launch of our lifetimes
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Talarico is such a mid candidate it’s insane. I don’t hate him or anything but he’s so underwhelming and so mismatched, Texas is not a great state for him. He’s way more suited to like… Iowa or Kansas
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A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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This feels like the dawn of a new era in American politics, the post-Trump era, and I have no idea what that looks like and that’s … exciting?
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I’m having so much trouble wrapping my head around South Carolina flipping, it just … never crossed my mind
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I have a confession to make. I’ve committed voter fraud, and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for James Talarico 126 times in six different cities.
My name is Chris Kuper and I’m the offensive line coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
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