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digital content & social media | novelist | Once and future Philly kid. #gobirds (tweets = mine but you can borrow them for a low APR)

Washington, D.C.
Joined February 2017
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the Giants will win the NFC East and immediately get belt to ass in the playoffs, they’re just not good enough
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a litmus test for anyone who wants to work on a 2028 presidential campaign is to play at least two hours of GTA VI, you want to understand the zeitgeist of the country, this will be the biggest entertainment launch of our lifetimes
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the baby can be the kicker for the Chiefs
Brittany and Patrick Mahomes announce they are expecting their fourth child.
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Vikings can I interest you in a slightly used Tanner McKee
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Vikings are the most fraudulent 6-1 team
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Thank you for everything, JD 🦅
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got a record for you to break, @chargers
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Jessica Alba do you like younger men
Stars are out in LA 🤩
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Replying to @_fat_ugly_rat_
Talarico is such a mid candidate it’s insane. I don’t hate him or anything but he’s so underwhelming and so mismatched, Texas is not a great state for him. He’s way more suited to like… Iowa or Kansas
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Some 2026 midterm hot takes: - I think Dems win multiple toss up Senate seats by double digits - Annie Andrews wins in South Carolina and by more than 1% - Talarico wins by more than Ted Cruz did in 2018 - We see at least one Trump +20 house seat flip this year
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✅ marked safe from Tanner McKee
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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This feels like the dawn of a new era in American politics, the post-Trump era, and I have no idea what that looks like and that’s … exciting?
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Texas really turned blue before the Cowboys could make the Super Bowl again that’s so wild
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I’m having so much trouble wrapping my head around South Carolina flipping, it just … never crossed my mind
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man I’m shocked calling him “Talafreako” a thousand times didn’t work
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I have a confession to make. I’ve committed voter fraud, and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico 126 times in six different cities. My name is Chris Kuper and I’m the offensive line coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
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let's goooooooooooooooo
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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