Still smiling in this crazy world.
London, England
Joined November 2021
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ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
Farage Fest proved an exhilarating night, as Reform UK celebrated its triumphant victory over the Establishment’s most formidable figure: Count Binface in Clacton. As festivities raged into the early hours, Binface was finally captured, and unceremoniously unmasked.
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ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the British political spectrum. 👇
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
Count Binface joins Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve to win the Clacton by-election, until a eureka moment sends them back to 1994 to prevent it ever happening: by convincing Nigel Farage to become a woman.
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ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'
Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdg…
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power.
Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage.
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ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
Who needs mysterious Thai-based crypto-billionaires or convicted criminals called Posh George? You can support Team Binface by bunging me the cost of a trio of affordable croissants (£3) at ko-fi.com/countbinface. Or don’t. I love you either way.
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
The race for Clacton is on: Count Binface vs Nigel Farage.
With the other parties sitting this one out, Nigel Farage’s by-election has somehow left a man with a bin on his head as his main opponent.
Democracy, but make it panto.
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ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.
Leave him to me.
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
As Makerfield descends into political theatre, Keir Starmer makes a last-ditch attempt to pacify Andy Burnham with a government job. The King of the North promptly swats it away, before Rik Mayall appears from nowhere and the whole thing collapses into chaos.
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I am slowly working on an alternative with my limited brainpower.
I get distracted by rabbit holes.., yesterday by finding "Vanity Phrases" that SHA256 to strings with leading zeros, so cool :)
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
I made a plasticine model of starship Enterprise, but I left it in the sun and it warped.
ComedyLond ✪ retweeted
My dentist told me that if I were to have false teeth fitted my speech might be affected.
I went ahead and had them anyway.
Can't say I'm sorry.
