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And now for something completely different. The Top 5 Best Jokes of All-Time, and the Top 5 Jokes Best Left to the Professionals. #comedy #standupcomedy #bestjokes #donttrythisathome toastboastroastcomedy.com/jo…

On his 96th birthday, if only we could ALL learn to laugh at issues and ourselves like the legendary @tomlehrer Tom Lehrer did. #standupcomedy #laughter #jokes #comedy #politics #satire #sarcasm toastboastroastcomedy.com/st…

.@jonstewart Jon, I know you likely won't see this, but the spirit is here. Thank you for words on Dipper. We lost our boy Magnus recently, and nothing assuages the pain save for the intense love left behind. Who's a good boy? Our fuzzy kids, that's who. #ThankYou

Ladies & Gentlemen, first peek at scenes from the show, Donald Trump in "SNEAKERS: THE MUSICAL", courtesy of Toast Boast Roast Comedy, where Occasions Laugh a Lifetime! LINK IN BIO #DonaldTrump #MAGA2024 #showtime #taylorswift #swifties #sneakers #comedy #clownshow #footfetish

There has never been a better, easier, more satisfying and fun way to have your revenge, courtesy of "Toast Boast Roast Comedy" Headliner Mark Evans. #comedy #standupcomedy #revenge #socialmedia #headliner #laughs . toastboastroastcomedy.com @MarkEvansSNS

Now that #PunxsutawneyPhil emerged from his slumber, "60 Seconds of Social Media Mirth" delivers the REAL take on Phil and #GroundhogDay2024 . LIKE our social media channels and visit the site (LINK IN BIO) to get your custom comedy in less than 6 weeks!

Taylor Swift is in the process of completing her takeover of the Super Bowl and the NFL. Join us for today's "60 Seconds of Media Mirth" as "Toast Boast Roast Comedy" (LINK IN BIO) brings you the evidence. #taylorswift #NFL #superbowl #swifties #MAGA #ChiefsKingdom

Submitted for your approval: ALGEBRA. Allow "Toast Boast Roast Comedy" Headliner SARGE to put this into perspective. Check out @sarge99 and have him perform a customized "Take Home Comedy" gig for every and any occasion! LINK ALSO IN BIO #standupcomedy #mathematics #newmath

How #taylorswift single-handedly exploded the heads of old guy #NFL fans and changed the course of #sports history forever is today's "60 Seconds of #socialmedia Mirth" courtesy of "Toast Boast Roast Comedy". (LINK IN BIO) Please FOLLOW for more comedy. #taytay #oldwhiteguys

And now for something completely different. Your new, improved, desperately needed, "Minute of Mirth", courtesy of Toast Boast Roast Comedy. Check out our Headliners and order customized "Take Home Comedy". LINK IN BIO. Please "FOLLOW" for more original comedy. #standupcomedy

All's fair in love, comedy, and flashing the attributes. @natashaleggero rips off her shirt and asks a really important question, with @bertkreischer smack dab in the middle Oh, and there's topless photos. Sort of. #standupcomedy #yougogirl #thegirls toastboastroastcomedy.com/na…

Big news here at "Toast Boast Roast Comedy", and it's all about delivering exceptional laughs for every occasion and then helping those searching for their furever home. #animalshelter #animalrescue #standupcomedy #socialmedia #fuzzykids #adoptdontshop toastboastroastcomedy.com

I may not be a huge fan of @kattwilliams , but I sure as Hell agree with him on what he's said about a similarity between hard working comedians/entertainers and those who toil for the corporate masters. #standupcomedy #corporategreed toastboastroastcomedy.com/ka…

Ever wonder why you seem to come out of the grocery store with a LOT less money than you had, with nothing to do about buying food? #popwarner #heymama #standupcomedy @staceysteele13 has the answer! #damnkids #football

Now that the furor has died down, there's a great lesson to be learned from the Jo Koy dust-up at the #2024GoldenGlobes awards. This one comes from experience. #dontthrowpeopleunderthebus #standupcomedy #JoKoy toastboastroastcomedy.com/th…

Note to SoCal as Jillie Reil, "The Cougar of Comedy" from Toast Boast Roast Comedy, has new dates! Check out the calendar, join her LIVE, then check back to book her for a video direct Customized gig for your next occasion and event! @JillieReil toastboastroastcomedy.com/pr…

We are proud to announce that "Toast Boast Roast Comedy", America's exclusive home of customized comedy for every occasion & event, we are donating a portion of EVERY order to animal shelters & rescues across America. #animalshelter #adoptdontshop #animalrescue #standupcomedy

WINTER WARNING: We are at that time of year where SOMEONE in every house becomes the "Thermostat Police". Robin Fox nails it. Check out all our headliners at toastboastroastcomedy.com and get YOUR personalized comedy TODAY. #standupcomedy #wintertime #comedy

There are a LOT of people who have as their New Year's Resolution "Quit Smoking". For those who think it's so easy, a few words of wisdom from Headliner Michele Balan. #standupcomedy #comedians #NewYearsResolutions #convention #conventionplanners #eventplanners

When does #menopause become a laughing matter? Gentlemen, you should listen up as well and take a few pointers. #mothernature #sexappeal #standupcomedy #laughyourassoff