@CommonDBA

I'm a DBA, what more do you need to know?

 Close to the server
Joined August 2009
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Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different
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The mantra of the #DBA Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!
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Joe Database retweeted
Philippe Dubost@db2forz2 Dec 2020
A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z
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Be very cautious when dropping tables! #DBA dataedo.com/cartoon/dropping…

Cautious dropping tables - Dataedo Data Cartoons

Sometimes even small changes can be scary if you're in the IT world. Making changes can leave you feeling like a color-blind bomb squad member... never knowing when you've cut the red wire

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I think this is the job that many IT folks aspire to dataedo.com/cartoon/cannot-f…

The only one who knows weekly report - Dataedo Data Cartoons

Does your organization have a person that cannot be fired because only he/she knows how to do this one thing? Or maybe you are that person? Anyway, a healthy organizations should keep knowledge in...

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Don't miss this upcoming @SHAREhq webinar on improving #mainframe #performance and lowering TCO - Noon Central Sep 15, 2020 ow.ly/twds50BkdKX
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What is CRM? ow.ly/GBsn50BbRql
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How big is your data model? dataedo.com/cartoon/proper-s…

Now, that's what I call a database diagram - Dataedo Data Cartoons

Sometimes a wall in your office is not enough to model schema of your database.

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Is your data still siloed? dataedo.com/cartoon/where-do…

Where do you keep your data? - Dataedo Data Cartoons

I know it looks like a database, but a silo is not a good place to keep your data.

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Where do you keep your documentation? dataedo.com/cartoon/document…

Documentation room - Dataedo Data Cartoons

But at least they have a documentation room. Do you? A shelf? A folder? Anything?

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f you follow the guidelines in this book your #Db2 DBAs and performance analysts will love you! ow.ly/KNIw50B8WLw
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Joe Database retweeted
Philippe Dubost@db2forz19 Aug 2020
Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z
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Handy memory aid
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How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, all the wiring must be redone
Hello... read the mug before proceeding.
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When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help...
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Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work...
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote
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#DBA problems...
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